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Offline luckee
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« on: December 27, 2001, 01:00:18 PM »
M&M

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the
                                       strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
                                       Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing
                                       them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat
                                       the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

                                       I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer
                                       blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a
                                       race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern
                                       candy and snack-food world.

                                       Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter
                                       than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare
                                       occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to
                                       adapt to its environment.

                                       When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the
                                       herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an
                                       envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars,
                                       Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading,
                                       "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

                                       This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2
                                       pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the
                                       weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we
                                       will discover the True Champion.

                                       There can be only one.
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« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2001, 01:23:37 PM »
Um... Wow... ok.

I still think the blue ones are the best. :p
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« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2001, 01:37:19 PM »
Damn luckee... I guess thats what bordum does to ya eh? ;)
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« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2001, 01:46:13 PM »
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Originally posted by Proud To Be
Damn luckee... I guess thats what bordum does to ya eh? ;)


basically :D
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« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2001, 01:57:49 PM »
I thought this was about Jet Li\'s last movie.

:nut:
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« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2001, 04:23:25 PM »
I think I saw this somewhere else...

http://www.i-club.com/forums/showth...threadid=128700

it\'s still funny though

:D
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« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2001, 06:01:59 PM »
My God! Hilarious!:laughing:
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« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2001, 10:23:15 PM »
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Originally posted by lionken07
I think I saw this somewhere else...

http://www.i-club.com/forums/showth...threadid=128700

it\'s still funny though

:D



yup..thats where I got it from :D

Funny thing is, today I got a few packs of the little suckers when I was out and tried it :D..Entertained me for a good 20 minutes :D
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« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2001, 10:33:37 PM »
heh i use to do that all the time with my m&ms and also skittles

its very amusing - never gets old

funny stuff - havent done it in a while
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« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2001, 01:05:26 AM »
hahahaha. I will try this. :)
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« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2001, 08:23:46 PM »
If we ever get a "Best Of PSX" archive-type forum I vote this thread in, maybe even as the first entry.
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« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2001, 03:18:42 AM »
Maybe you always put the blue ones in your strongest hand
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