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Offline luckee
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« on: February 14, 2002, 02:08:35 AM »

                         "Man lies down in front of the Washington Monument, pretending it is his penis."
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« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2002, 04:37:20 AM »
\'I knew i should have stayed away from the first lady\'
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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2002, 07:15:41 AM »
Uh, wasn\'t it supposed to be a fallic(sp?) symbol?  I mean, it is the Washington monument.
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« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2002, 07:40:44 AM »
not participating in this until i am exclaimed as the winner of the last one dammit!!
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« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2002, 11:32:04 AM »
"Four score and seven Viagras ago..."





"Hey baby, what\'s say me and you get together to form a more perfect union?"




"Father of our country?  I\'ll show you the father of our country!!!"
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« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2002, 12:49:44 PM »
Guy " hey baby, at night the tip glows red don\'t you know".


Guy " its not all good you know, i mean i must be the only man on the planet that has to worry about time Difference when i pee "

GuY " I am Soo excited and i just cant hide it..... i am about to lose control and i think i like it "
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« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2002, 01:11:28 PM »
"Boy is mine long and pointy"
"help, I\'m having a seizure"
"its hard to masturbate with one of this size"

That\'s just a couple off the top of my head ;)
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« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2002, 01:49:14 PM »
"all men weren\'t created equal"

"wait till ps2girl checks this out"

"I have to lay down when i do this, because i have a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time"

Pictured: Average sized American man, possibly revealing why terrorist hate us.
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« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2002, 03:10:10 PM »
"Damn it! I hate SCREW ONS. All because of that GOd Danmd war i have to wear this thing! If i could id piss on america I would"
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« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2002, 04:04:31 AM »
"I knew I should have gotten the breast implants instead!"
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« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2002, 06:35:45 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by theomen
Pictured: Average sized American man, possibly revealing why terrorist hate us.


best one yet  :D
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« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2002, 08:54:53 AM »
"THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS THE FRUIT OF MY LOINS!"
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« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2002, 01:31:39 PM »
"We can rebuild him, making him longer, harder, sharper...."

"O sammy\'s bin jackin"
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