OUTSIDE: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
INSIDE: That you\'re not here to ruin it for me.
OUTSIDE: If I get only one thing for Christmas...
INSIDE: I hope it\'s your sister.
OUTSIDE: I\'ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
INSIDE: After having met you, I\'ve changed my mind.
OUTSIDE: I must admit, you brought religion into my life.
INSIDE: I never believed in hell \'til I met you.
OUTSIDE: Looking back over the years that we\'ve been together, I can\'t help but wonder...
INSIDE: What the **** was I thinking?
OUTSIDE: I always wanted to be rich, powerful and well respected.
INSIDE: And while I\'m dreaming, I wish you weren\'t so damn ugly.
OUTSIDE: Sex with you is like using drugs:
INSIDE: Lots of people do it, but nobody\'s stupid enough to admit it.
OUTSIDE: When we were together, you always said you\'d die for me.
INSIDE: Now that we\'ve broken up, I think it\'s time you kept your
promise.
OUTSIDE: The holidays are a great time to be with family.
INSIDE: Of course, your family won\'t be with you, since I\'m taking
the kids and moving in with my sister, you cheating bastard!
OUTSIDE: I\'m so miserable without you...
INSIDE: It\'s almost like you\'re here.
OUTSIDE: If you ever need a friend...
INSIDE: Buy a dog.
OUTSIDE: Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
INSIDE: Did you ever find out who the father was?
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