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Offline Troglodyte
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« on: April 12, 2002, 05:37:38 PM »
http://www.theonion.com/onion3813/ask_a_guy_trying_to.html

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Oh, boy, I gots to change me my pants!

It hurts!  Oh boy, I needed that. . .
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« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2002, 07:24:36 PM »
:laughing:

Not bad... not bad...
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« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2002, 07:27:14 PM »
:laughing: wow.  That was great, thanks Trog
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« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2002, 07:44:29 PM »
------So, anyway, people would throw these beer bottles on the street, and these male bugs would be cruising along, looking to get laid or whatever. So the guy bugs would see the bottle and think it\'s, like, the biggest, roundest, sexiest bumpy orange bug ass they ever saw in their lives, and they\'d get confused and start humping away on it.-----

Story of my life boys, the story of my life.
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« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2002, 01:54:18 AM »
There not bad, but not great.
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« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2002, 03:01:11 AM »
If you go into their archives, check out "ask a gutshot police officer"...
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« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2002, 03:25:20 AM »
I borrowed a diaper from the log.

I\'m ready...  Now what?
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« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2002, 03:28:15 AM »
 =  winner.:rolleyes:




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« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2002, 06:42:23 AM »
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If you go into their archives, check out "ask a gutshot police officer"...



Man, most of the entire archive is some of the funniest stuff on the planet!

Although they did remove somer of the best ones.
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« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2002, 08:16:02 AM »
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Halle Berry just loves to give me the \"Dutch Oven\". That\'s why I stopped going down on her. It pisses me off so much that I just bang her til she faints. Bitch.-GmanJoe
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« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2002, 05:19:00 AM »
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
http://www.theonion.com/onion3502/very_special_forces.html


this is truly the funniest....




I am having a hard time trying to keep myself from laughing at that one. D*mn that is some funny chit!:laughing:
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