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Offline luckee
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Two drunk women
« on: June 01, 2002, 12:25:04 AM »
Two women go out one weekend without their husbands.
 As they came back, right before dawn, both of them
 drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed the
 only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk,
 they stopped and decided to go there anyway.

 The first one did not have anything to clean herself
 with, so she took off her panties and used them to
 clean herself and discarded them.

 The second not finding anything either, thought "I\'m
 not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the
 ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself.

 The morning after, the two husbands were talking to
 each other on the phone, and one says to the other:
 " We have to be on the look-out, it seems that these
two were up to no good last night, my wife came home
 without her panties...".

 The other one responded: "You\'re lucky, mine came home
 with a card stuck to her butt that read, "We will never
 forget you".
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Two drunk women
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2002, 05:04:38 AM »
:laughing:

That used to happen to me all the time. :D
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« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2002, 06:32:16 AM »
rof, man that was funny
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Two drunk women
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2002, 06:35:36 AM »
When Luckee posts a thread with "Two Drunk Women" as the title I am expecting some nasty pics.  

Funny joke though so it\'s all good.:D
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Two drunk women
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2002, 10:51:28 AM »
ROFL!  










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I never wanted to change the world, i only wanted the simple things, if this is my stage i hope you can hear me screaming, i dont want this shit anymore......

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« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2002, 11:58:45 AM »
LMAO that was funny shizit.

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Two drunk women
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2002, 12:10:06 PM »
I love luckee\'s jokes. They rock.
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« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2002, 10:19:11 PM »
Me too, keep em comin luckee :laughing:
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Two drunk women
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2002, 11:18:35 PM »
Ha ha. Great stuff luck, as always. :laughing:
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