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Offline Coredweller
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Britney Spears + NASCAR = Redneck Goldmine
« on: June 17, 2002, 04:36:56 PM »
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Gardner, Chris.  "Spears ready to go racin\' in NASCAR project."  The Hollywood Reporter 6/17/02

"Britney Spears is ready to put her film career in the fast lane.

The rumored Spears-NASCAR project has officially been given a green light. The superstar singer and her newly named production company, Britney Spears Prods., have closed a category-exclusive agreement with the racing circuit to develop and produce a dramatic ensemble film set in the world of NASCAR.

"Contact" scribe Jim Hart is currently writing the untitled screenplay that would see Spears star in the fictional story as the daughter of a successful, modern-day NASCAR team owner who uses her knowledge and experience in the family business to inspire a former NASCAR driver to return to the sport. Contrary to early reports, Spears will not play a NASCAR driver. "
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« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2002, 04:38:03 PM »
Devil woman needs to get her face on everything.

Arrgh.
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« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2002, 04:49:48 PM »
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Originally posted by M4
Devil woman needs to get her face on everything.

Arrgh.
haha no kidding.. I think she needs to be knocked out again by Mike Myers.. (the commercial is what I\'m talking about)

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« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2002, 05:07:17 PM »
in an Adam Sandler WaterBoy Voice..."My Mama Always Said that Britney was the Devil"........she is hot but she\'s the devil!


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« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2002, 05:09:00 PM »
I\'m all for her getting naked and all, but this sounds like a dumb movie.  She absolutely has to get naked for anyone to see this flick.
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« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2002, 05:50:49 PM »
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I\'m all for her getting naked and all, but this sounds like a dumb movie.  She absolutely has to get naked for anyone to see this flick.



Hell yes. Or she can just pose for Playboy and I\'ll download it off Kazaa for free. She really needs to start losing money so the possibily of posing nude becomes greater. :bounce:
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« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2002, 09:43:26 PM »
Dude, don\'t even bring up that Pepsi commercial with Austin Powers. One of the worst commercials I have ever seen, honestly I have to turn my TV off a brief 40 seconds until I\'m sure it is over. Its not Britney, its just the horrible acting in it, the lame dialogue, ugh, Pepsi sucks mein winky.
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« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2002, 10:02:41 PM »
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Devil woman needs to get her face on everything.

Arrgh.

man i got something she needs to get her face on right here
ooohhh yea
you know what im talkin about
dig it!
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« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2002, 06:48:32 AM »
Unless it\'s a sequel to Days of Thunder AND she get\'s naked, I won\'t be seeing this movie. :)

Well, perhaps if she just gets naked.
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« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2002, 07:28:55 AM »
redneck gold mine lol :rolleyes:
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