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Offline Seed_Of_Evil
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Gotta love those message programs!!!!
« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2002, 09:03:44 AM »
:laughing: :laughing:

Really funny. A couple of things like that have happened to me sice I use ICQ... LOL xDDD
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« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2002, 11:19:53 AM »
heres a good one me and luke\'s friend kevin made he\'s bobobo920


Guest_deadlydave: hi baby]
bobobo920: hi cutie
Guest_deadlydave: asl
bobobo920: 15/f/KY
bobobo920: big boobs
Guest_deadlydave: good
Guest_deadlydave: 21m hous
bobobo920: so...
bobobo920: baby?
bobobo920: ever go to mcdonalds?
bobobo920: i work there
bobobo920: i make the flapjacks
Guest_deadlydave: no
bobobo920: want some flapjackers?
bobobo920: baby?
bobobo920: how bout waffle house?
Guest_deadlydave: sure
bobobo920: mmmm... grits
bobobo920: rhymes with tits
bobobo920: of which i have 2
bobobo920: big ones
Guest_deadlydave: lets get in on i mean off
bobobo920: get on it big daddy
bobobo920: are u really deadly?
Guest_deadlydave: for sure baby
bobobo920: with what?
Guest_deadlydave: my cock
bobobo920: your cock-a-doodle-doo?
Guest_deadlydave: yep
bobobo920: aww yeahhhh!!!!
bobobo920: so...
Guest_deadlydave: so take ur clothes off
bobobo920: what r u gonna do wit it?
Guest_deadlydave: **** u hard
bobobo920: theyve been off hot stuff
bobobo920: you know..
bobobo920: im only 15...
bobobo920: want my pic?
Guest_deadlydave: so dont u want it
bobobo920: yup
Guest_deadlydave: well hope on
bobobo920: i wanna slurp your...
bobobo920: comin down from the silo...
Guest_deadlydave: k baby
bobobo920:
Guest_deadlydave: oohhh yes
Guest_deadlydave: im licking u too
bobobo920: YEE HAAAAAA!!!!!
bobobo920: so...
Guest_deadlydave: faster and faster
bobobo920: back 2 mcdonalds
Guest_deadlydave: in out
bobobo920: you really never go?
bobobo920: in out, eh?
bobobo920: FLAPJACKERS!!!!!!
bobobo920: imean "oh yeah, baby. pump it!"
bobobo920: sorry, iget distracted when i think about mcdonalds
Guest_deadlydave: im ****ing you now
bobobo920: cause i work there
bobobo920: u r?
bobobo920: whats "****ing"
bobobo920: ill ask my daddy
bobobo920: hold on...
bobobo920: WHO THE **** IS THIS?
bobobo920: MY DAUGHTER IS ONLY 15!
bobobo920: IM HAVING THE FBI TRACK YOU RIGHT NOW!!!
bobobo920: YOU DIRTY SON OF A *****!
bobobo920: SHE WORKS AT MCDONALDS FOR CHRIST SAKESW!
bobobo920: SHE MAKES THE FLAPJACKS!
bobobo920: oh, im sorry
bobobo920: as long as i suck off my daddy ican still talk to u
bobobo920: so...
Guest_deadlydave: bye
bobobo920: baby?
bobobo920: what?
Guest_deadlydave: dont be stupid
bobobo920: i still want your dong-a-linger
bobobo920: ill wrap a flapjacker around it!
bobobo920: i swear to god!
bobobo920: syrup and all!
bobobo920: im wearing a cheerleader outfit!
Guest_deadlydave: not in the mood now
bobobo920: with a mcdonalds visor!
bobobo920: i want your chicken mcnugget!
bobobo920: oh well, daddys making me get off the pooter now, so thanks for leaving me all horny.
bobobo920: jerk.
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« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2002, 11:27:05 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by Videoholic
My wife was a cheerleader and she\'s pretty darn smart.  But that goes without saying since she married me, accepted my swimmer, bore me a child, and is still here to make me dinner.


There you go! She is not that smart!!:D
I just wanna know!.

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« Reply #18 on: June 28, 2002, 12:37:08 PM »
Wow!  You can have fun w/ IM.
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« Reply #19 on: June 28, 2002, 01:47:23 PM »
Haha, entertaining read. :laughing:

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« Reply #20 on: June 28, 2002, 01:59:41 PM »
Made me laugh out loud a number of times, hilarious :)
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