Originally posted by Jar O\' Pickles
VINCENT
Thanks a bunch.
(to Jules, who\'s
nursing his coffee)
Want a sausage?
JULES
Naw, I don\'t eat pork.
VINCENT
Are you Jewish?
JULES
I ain\'t Jewish man, I just don\'t
dig on swine.
VINCENT
Why not?
JULES
They\'re filthy animals. I don\'t
eat filthy animals.
VINCENT
Sausages taste good. Pork chops
taste good.
JULES
A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin
pie. I\'ll never know \'cause even
if it did, I wouldn\'t eat the
filthy mother****er. Pigs sleep
and root in shit. That\'s a filthy
animal. I don\'t wanna eat nothin\'
that ain\'t got enough sense to
disregard its own feces.
VINCENT
How about dogs? Dogs eat their own
feces.
JULES
I don\'t eat dog either.
VINCENT
Yes, but do you consider a dog to
be a filthy animal?
JULES
I wouldn\'t go so far as to call a
dog filthy, but they\'re definitely
dirty. But a dog\'s got
personality. And personality goes
a long way.
VINCENT
So by that rationale, if a pig had
a better personality, he\'s cease to
be a filthy animal?
JULES
We\'d have to be talkin\' \'bout one
mother****in\' charmin\' pig. It\'d
have to be the Cary Grant of pigs.
The two men laugh.
Err... I actually don\'t remember that movie. Pulp Fiction, right?
