Favorite Quote or Saying

You posted that last one twice

And Yogi Berra quotes are still better

"It\'s Uter-Us, not Uter-You" - Homer

two wife that would be sweet!!!
no, no, thats 2 knives
i gotta tell you this is just great

there only 3 ways to do things, the right way, the wrong way, and the max power way....
isnt that the wrong way??
yeah , but faster

and he appears every friday night, like erkle, he has a weird voice, like erkle.....


you are a bit slow homer
something said, not good, what did they say?? i dunno, you better say something or they will thnk your slow... "takes one to know one"
homer your still here, that was last night
something said not good.......



yes yes yes, this rocks

[Titan]

"I can\'t believe we have to go back to stupid school tomorrow"
"I like school"
"So do I"
"Milhous, is that a marker glued to your hair?"
"If you don\'t like it, it\'s gone"

"I only ate two sandwiches and a bag of Doritos"

"Sorry Bart, I traded your soul for pogs. See? Alf."
"You traded my soul for pogs?!?!?!?!?!"

"Kid\'s, I don\'t want you drinking anymore milk."
"Can I still drink some?" *homer hands Milhouse a box of milk*
"Go nuts."
"AALLRRIIGGHHTT!!!!!"

dad whatsa  muppet???
well its not quite a puppet, its not quite a mop... but boyyyyyyyyyyyy
you dont know do you??
no

you see soen a women is alot like a fridge, there about 6 ft tall, weight about 600 pounds..... no wait, a women is a lot like a beer, they look good, they smell good, and youd step over you own mother to get one!!! but you cant stop at just one. you want more more more...... so then i said to the guys, $15 dollers for a pretzel, get the hell out of here


fat tonys mob talk, and lyn-gwis-to is near them
shut upper you face
shut up your face


you guys look tired, what you need is hammocks

"They were the suckiest bunch of sucks to ever suck"

"Johny Tightlips, where\'d they hit ya?"
"I ain\'t saying nothing"
"Well what do we tell the doctor?"
"Tell him to go suck a lemon"