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I\'d rather be stuck in a broken elevator with...

wo boring, talkative accountants
5 (55.6%)
wo large sumo wrestlers
4 (44.4%)

Total Members Voted: 8

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Offline Rya
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« on: September 09, 2002, 07:30:27 PM »
Who would you rather be stuck in a broken elevator with?  Two boring, yet talkative accountants or two large sumo wrestlers?
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« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2002, 07:39:10 PM »
two summos...at least it\'ll be warm in there, and they kinda have boobs

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« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2002, 10:01:21 PM »
Or even better....

Two average looking girls having a really interesting conversation..... or..... Two fine ass swimsuit models talking about stupid shit.

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« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2002, 04:12:10 AM »
Two accountants.. They could be hot women wearing no panties or something. ;)

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« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2002, 04:20:27 AM »
I wouldnt really care, Id be going to sleep either way.
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« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2002, 09:37:02 AM »
tow accountants, i fart and blame it on one of them, if i done it to a sumo, he might try to belly flop me....


anyone else have trouble voting??



on a side not when you say 2 sumos, why do i think of them in thre simo pant/thread/sting things.. not in just normal clothes..lol
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« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2002, 11:15:10 AM »
Two accountants, it would take longer for them to bore me to death than it would the sumo\'s to eat me!

EDIT: I\'d much rather be stuck in there with my gorgeous girlfriend, plus she\'s back off holiday in 36 hours - YAY!
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« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2002, 03:50:32 PM »
Depends...

Are the accountant people chicks? If so that option, if its some geeky guys. I\'d still go with that.

Something about fat people that make me feel uncomfortable, maybe thats why me and theomen never got along :D :D

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« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2002, 03:52:41 PM »
Man, sumo wrestlers are great.  This is assuming they speak english though, right?
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« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2002, 04:22:46 PM »
/me slaps spudz with my fatty man boobs

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« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2002, 04:13:37 PM »
What a turn on

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« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2002, 05:36:00 PM »
I\'d definitely be stuck in an elevator with two talkative accountants. Atleast they could help me get rich :)
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