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Offline luckee
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« on: September 16, 2002, 11:07:24 AM »
Change your course now
This is a transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US Naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of NewFoundland in October, 1995.

Radio conversation released by the Cheif of Naval Operations on Navember 10, 1995.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES, ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT IS ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse, your call...
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« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2002, 11:09:59 AM »
my criminalogy prof. told us that last year, funny stuff.  Makes you think about the word Military Intelligence as an oxymoron.
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« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2002, 11:13:06 AM »
Good gravy.... I read that like 8 or 9 years ago. Yeah...when Email was still fairly new.
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« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2002, 11:19:09 AM »
Never seen that before, and I literally laughed out loud.  Great stuff :)
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« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2002, 11:24:40 AM »
if you guys never saw this before, you should be ashamed

oh, and http://www.chinfo.navy.mil/navpalib/questions/litehuse.html
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Re: Too funny
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2002, 11:25:55 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by luckee

Canadians: This is a lighthouse, your call...


:laughing:

OOPS!
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« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2002, 11:32:52 AM »
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Originally posted by mm
if you guys never saw this before, you should be ashamed


*head goes down and walks out of room*
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« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2002, 11:33:35 AM »
BTW, in its original form, it wasn\'t between Americans and Canadians.
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« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2002, 11:51:07 AM »
Canadians making Americans look stupid?

OMG, hell has frozen over. :o
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« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2002, 01:21:58 PM »
yeah i aint heard that b4. funny though....
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« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2002, 01:57:48 PM »
Hahaha, very funny.
PD: can anybody explain me what "your call" means exactly?
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« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2002, 03:51:45 AM »
Your choice.

It doesn\'t matter it\'s an urban ledgend anyway.
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« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2002, 07:08:45 AM »
WHAT AN EMBARRASSMENT!!
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