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Offline luckee
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A Priest and a Rabbi....
« on: September 20, 2002, 10:24:55 PM »
are walking down the street...

preist says to the rabbi... hey, see that little boy...? let\'s go f@ck him...

Rabbi says, OK... outta what...?
 :D
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A Priest and a Rabbi....
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2002, 10:47:23 PM »
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

god I love you luckee
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« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2002, 02:40:46 AM »
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are on a boat.

Out of nowhere the boat starts to sink.

The rabbi says, "We must save the children"
The minister replies, "F@ck the children!!!"
To which the priest responds, "Do you think we have time?"
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« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2002, 02:54:29 AM »
But where\'s Michael Jackson?
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« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2002, 03:04:26 AM »
Yea bytch. That’s a Michael Jackson joke.
The plane starts to fall and they only have 2 parachutes. So the pilot says to Michael. "Michael lets get outta here, here take a parachute" Michael responds with "what about the children?" the pilot then says "f@#k the children" Michael replies with "do we have time?"  So GET IT RIGHT!!!
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« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2002, 04:14:40 AM »
lol at the first joke, first time ive read it...... others are funny, but heard them b4
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« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2002, 05:34:02 AM »
hehe lol
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« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2002, 12:47:01 AM »
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

god I love you luckee


heh, actually..I had you in mind when I posted this..well you and some of the god boys.
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« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2002, 02:34:37 AM »
heheh, good one Gohan..

first time I had heard any version of that joke :)
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