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So how will i fair ?

o you will be fine, you’re a professional
1 (16.7%)
es you might have a bit of a sore head and bottom (from diarrhoea not sammy ;)) tomorrow
0 (0%)
es Chronic diarrhoea & vomiting at the same time tomorrow
3 (50%)
es you will have UN weapons inspectors quarantining your stool samples saying that’s its “weapons” grade material
1 (16.7%)
ust forget it call in sick tomorrow even though you have a meeting with your boss
0 (0%)
he All important \"oh dear God Whyyyy\" (mm and anyone else with taste click here ;) )
1 (16.7%)

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Oh dear, baton down the hatches ..we are in for a rough night
« on: December 19, 2002, 11:24:49 AM »
It was my PhD Christmas Lunch today(with added Alcohol)
And so far I have had

~~~~Starters~~~~~
Garlic Bread with smoke salmon

~~~~~~Main Course~~~~~~~~
Pizza Americano (Pepperoni , meat balls , Green chillies ,  Salami )


~~~~~ Sweet ~~~~~~~~~
Ice Cream with a Cadburys Flake

Drinks
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Bottle of Red house wine
Gin & tonic
Tiger Beer(s) (lost count)
Bloody Revolution (Cocktail) Like a Bloody marry but with Balls (not literally  ;) )
Miller(s)
a 16 year old whiskey

~~~~Dinner~~~~~
Shish kebab (Sauce & Salad )
Chips (French fries)

And I am feeling a weee bit iffy


So what are the chances of me seeing the food and drink again , Ala me vomiting ?

Please vote and coment
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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2002, 11:41:04 AM »
have fun nothing comes up as nicley as steak and pizza and nothing burn your nostrils as well either
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« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2002, 11:57:16 AM »
News update

19:34 hours GMT

my bottom has Caught Alight !

please send the Fire Fighters with the HazMat Suits on.

:burn::burn::eek::eek:
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« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2002, 11:58:52 AM »
man if u puke after any of that i will be ashamed
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« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2002, 12:03:12 PM »
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man if u puke after any of that i will be ashamed


Fear not drinking buddy

it looks like its comming out in the Form of Liquid Number 2\'s

rest asured i have a Team From The SGC (Stargate Command) to spot weld a Titanium – Thorium Iris to my Rectum  for the Sake of Humanity.

***warning alarms ***      "Close the Irus " !

:(
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« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2002, 12:29:13 PM »
Stick a cork in it and you will be fine.
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« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2002, 12:34:13 PM »
but i might explode like racers penis thread

no wait i could of phrased that better :( ;)
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« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2002, 01:18:41 PM »
liquid number 2. ekkkkkkkkkk not good
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« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2002, 03:17:21 PM »
Sorry, for a minute I thought you said you had a 16 year old called whiskey.

I thought "bloody hell, he\'s picking \'em straight from the branch now"
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« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2002, 03:32:53 PM »
pfft... my company\'s xmas party was last nite, ate filet mignon, scallops wrapped with bacon, swedish meatballs, beer, champagne, jack daniels, cheese,

all I got was farty.....

ooseven are you goin\' soft on me?  (again? ;) )
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« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2002, 08:37:34 AM »
prob that kebab that done it, i eat them all the time, when drunk,,,,, but not so much when sober....lol
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« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2002, 08:41:54 AM »
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prob that kebab that done it, i eat them all the time, when drunk,,,,, but not so much when sober....lol


its the modern day version of eating RAT :eek:............:eek:
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« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2002, 08:53:12 AM »
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its the modern day version of eating RAT :eek:............:eek:


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The problems with rats is the stigma attached to them

The easiest way of overcoming this stigma, is to think of them as four legged chickens.

:laughing:
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« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2002, 08:55:44 AM »
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*Tip*

The problems with rats is the stigma attached to them

The easiest way of overcoming this stigma, is to think of them as four legged chickens.

:laughing:


or Mini Cows that live to nibble Cheese

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« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2002, 09:00:25 AM »
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or Mini Cows that live to nibble Cheese

:laughing:



Yes, that is another of my favourites.

Anyway, at the end of a heavy session down the pub, when you are pissed as a newt, and are on your last legs, does it really matter what kebabs are made of? More often than not, by that time, my gut is ready for letting go anyway. Why not just help proceedings a little, by speeding up the natural process.
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