The great Satan will attack Iraq
Reports from Iraq said that people are hiding their most prized positions, goats and sheep, so they can have something to **** at night.

Saddam himself is said to be hiding his supply of donkeys that he occasionally molests.
Bush in reply said: “That evil “doer” will not go unpunished, his animal molestation, and his regime will be held accountable. This axis of Evil will end”