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Offline theomen
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In the interest of education...
« on: April 18, 2003, 06:24:09 PM »
Since the UK has started encouraging high schoolers to expirement with oral sex, I\'ve figured that with a little bit of work we can eliminate bad Bj\'s.  We\'ve all had bad BJ\'s in our life, so in order to stop this epidemic, post what things women should never do, while involved in a mouth to wang relationship.

Number one on my list;
Teeth raking.  For some reason, a few women out there think that men like this.  Quit frankly if I wanted to feel this type of a thing, I\'d go make sweet love to a belt sander.  I mean if vaginas had teeth, I\'d be as sexually active as Vapor.

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In the interest of education...
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2003, 06:59:56 PM »
dont play with the bunghole while your doing it... just cause Im always trying to get into yours doesnt me I feal the same way about mine!
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In the interest of education...
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2003, 08:08:26 PM »
^

:laughing:

I speak from experience on this.... It sucks if your girl has braces. :eek:

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In the interest of education...
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2003, 08:47:44 PM »
:laughing:
^
Getting blowjobs from 5th graders? :D
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Re: In the interest of education...
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2003, 02:53:43 AM »
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Since the UK has started encouraging high schoolers to expirement with oral sex....


Now dont tell me thats a true story:eek:

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« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2003, 03:00:11 AM »
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Now dont tell me thats a true story:eek:


It certainly is true, it is supposed to help reduce the UK\'s teenage pregnancy rate which is the highest in europe. :rolleyes:

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« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2003, 04:45:49 AM »
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It certainly is true, it is supposed to help reduce the UK\'s teenage pregnancy rate which is the highest in europe. :rolleyes:


Bloody hell, they never had that in my day, all we has were pirated video copies of rabbits doing the dirty deed, that and a 55 year old former science teacher, demonstrating to us how she would put a condom on a banana.

Oh how times are changing, if we had that when I was at school, maybe I would have been willing to take more notice.
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« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2003, 06:45:12 AM »
my god, is this true??? my god, im going back to school....lol
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Re: In the interest of education...
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2003, 06:47:11 AM »
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For some reason, a few women out there think that men like this.  


There are many, many, MANY men that like a bit of scathing, myself included.

Nothing hard or rough, but many like it which is why some women do it. Of course that doesnt take into account the many women that dont know how to suck a dick period.

I think they should teach young girls to control their gag reflex. Deepthroat owns. Only 2 women in my life have been able to handle that. I wish I could find more :(
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« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2003, 08:00:18 AM »
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It certainly is true, it is supposed to help reduce the UK\'s teenage pregnancy rate which is the highest in europe. :rolleyes:


Durex:D :rolleyes:

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« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2003, 09:40:10 AM »
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I wish I could find more


Talk to vapor. :D
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« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2003, 10:58:13 AM »
A nice sloppy hand following the mouth is always a plus. Also light sack-play is encouraged.
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« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2003, 11:02:02 AM »
The sack is always neglected....pitty

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In the interest of education...
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2003, 11:04:47 AM »
That\'s not fair, UK sucks. (no pun intended)

 

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