20 Types You Meet in the Men\'s Restroom

I can\'t stand it when some guy walks up and tries to start a conversation with me while I\'m at the urinal.  I DON\'T want to have a conversation with a MAN while I\'m holding my dork.  I only have conversations with women while doing that.  

^^^^ What are you outta ur freagin mind.... Never ever have a conversation with a woman when your holding your dong. Last thing you wanna do at that moment is talk for godsakes you might actually have to listen about her day before you do the nasty

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Number 4 definitly. two times in one trip,lol. it sucks. my whole body functions just shut off right when i get ready to go. First it happened in a jack in the box with a decent amount of people near me, 3 er 4.

Second time was when we got to hollywood, we walked around this huge mall place and the 3 people i was with decided they all had to take a piss, but i was just following, not knowing where we were going. Then i was basically right in front of the bathroom door and didnt want to like, enter just to exit cuz thatd be stupid(hard to explain, i was confused myself). Then i went in for the kill and tried to go but there was seriously 20 people waiting for me to go, hahah. there was no way in hell i was gunna go so i just flushed and walked on. Both happened by a urinal thingy. If i have a normal toilet i can go whenever.

wEll I have a big Jonson so I don\'t mind pissing anyware.

But really I think there should be at least one urinal between guys when there pissing I hate it when someone comes rite next to me uses it.