You must have answered yes on some pretty sick questions to get that score. The real question is, which ones?
Ill post my results right here.
pissed on a dog? A hotdog, it was in the fire place and I just pissed in their, theirfor on the hotdog.
operated a vehicle nude? (for at least 5 minutes) A tractor.
punched your mother? Yeah
thrown something besides a bowling ball down a bowling alley? A rotten tomato, on accident. Trying to hit someone else.
driven more then a mile on a one way street, going then wrong way? Many a time- breaking two laws : Wrong way, and driving without a liscense
thought you were God? (for real) Every day,
been in jail and liked it? My aunt took me to a police station just to meet an officer she knew, I went inside the cell for a minute and played my gameboy.
slept in a doghouse? A shed, which was used as the doghouse.
had your tongue stuck on a flagpole? Who hasnt?
been dead? In a play
tried to fix something and ended up damaging something else? Yes, trying to fix my bathroom doorknob, broke a screwdriver, stained the carpet, and ruined my moms pocket knife.
had a phone conversation with no one on the other line? (atleast 5 minutes long) Automatic telephones- no one is on the other line.
ridden in a trunk of a car? (hatchbacks and trucks don\'t count)
Yes, in the trunk of my grandma\'s camry, We took the back off.
threatened your teacher/professor? "I wont do my homework"
seen the largest yarn ball in Minnesota? My aunt lives their, we visited it at the Smithsonian
been removed from a retail merchandise store for something other then stealing? Yes, opening a package.
worn dark clothes (or nothing) and wandered through neighbor\'s backyards just for the hell of it?
I dont see what so wierd about this. I wore black dickies, and a black t-shirt through my neighbors yard. Am I suppose to be a burglar?
jumped off a \'cliff\' more then 30ft (10m)? Into a lake
faked your death? (for real) Many a time- of course they never believe me.
joined in a parade in which you were not invited in? Does jumping on a float count?
frequently given yourself electrical shock for fun? Ive done it many times. It feels really wierd.
gone to the movie theater just to eat, not to see a movie? See above...
made animal sounds to a complete stranger? Yes
ridden on the hood of a car (or under a car) for at least a mile? How is that wierd?
done experiments on Hostess cakes? "seeing the reactions of fish introduced to twinkie filled water", i was a kid- so stfu
taken a non-offroad passenger car offroading and damaged it? My grandma\'s car. She doesnt care- she just watches the religion channel.
blown up a building? Do toy ones count? If so- yeah.
rode your bicycle down multiple flights of stairs? Its not that hard.
stalked (or been accused of stalking) someone? Im sure everyone has- joke or not.
delibertly licked a bar of soap? Cant explain, just did.
dropped your toothbrush into the toilet, then used it? For scrubbing toliets. Not my teeth. So it was still used.
named more then one of your body parts? Yeah
gone without sleep long enough to hallucinate? You know when your 10 years old and you just got a new video game for your SNES, and you start tripping after about 48 hours of playing it.
kept your dead pet for more then a week before burying/disposing of carcass without stuffing, etc? My goldfish, I left it in the tank, rotting, for 2 months.
gotten this far in the test? yes
You have seen the same movie ____ times. Ive seen TMNT: Secret of the ooze millions of times.
How many phone books do you own? 6
How many straws do you own? about 90.
The longest period of time you have not left your house/dwelling? Didnt feel like leaving
First drunk at age ____. 14
taken a controlled substance anally for other then medical purposes? Vicodin
dreamt of killing Barney, the purple dinosaur? "I love you, you love me"... doesnt that bother you?
First kiss at age ___. 14
First date at age ____. 14
candle shaped like a hotdag? Im guessing hot dog, and yes, a very deformed hotdog. No- not a penis you fags.
A cup with ________. Utters, it was a got-milk? one. With a cow
An illegal firearm that you made? Yes, we tried to get birds. With no avail.
Now seeing how I typed all this up- You know Im wierd
