Girl problems...

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion.
So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time
and threatened suicide.
So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 21, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything.
Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.


When I was 25, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn\'t keep up with
her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
She did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made
me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very
energetic, but directionless.
So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

When I turned 29, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground and married her.
She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now 31 and am looking for a girl with very big tits.

so true oh so true

I can\'t wait until I turn 31!

LOL thats funny

snif snif snif I turn 31 this year and trust me no one wishes they turn 31 im so bummed.. and all I ever wished for was a girl that was good looking, would gut my fish and loved to give head. Mine does Im a happy man :-)

would gut my fish and loved to give head. Mine does Im a happy man

Not only yours.....


Its not really funny, just pathetic.