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Offline videoholic

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Ah. a defense that Freestylah could use
« on: July 15, 2003, 07:04:13 PM »
http://pennlive.com/news/expresstimes/pa/index.ssf?/base/news-6/1058259885238780.xml?&

Story:

Dude changing lock on chick\'s door.

Chick thinks she sees dudes semi erect dong sticking out of his pants.:artyon:

Chick freaks out and calls a lawyer.:mecry:

Chick says dude\'s penis was a couple inches from his knee making it about 9 inches (Yeah, could have been me:str8pimp: )

Dude says no way.  He only has a 4" dong (Doh, not me)

So dude is fighting the charges and telling everyone about his small dong.

EOS:moon:
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Ah. a defense that Freestylah could use
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2003, 08:08:15 PM »
hehehe, one foot long schlong.
« Last Edit: July 15, 2003, 08:21:39 PM by ##RaCeR## »
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Ah. a defense that Freestylah could use
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2003, 08:32:30 PM »
One foot long schlong? sorta like... maybe... the combined length of three naked boys in a shower!! :O:O:O:O

:\\ was worth a try
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Ah. a defense that Freestylah could use
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2003, 09:07:24 PM »
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Ah. a defense that Freestylah could use
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2003, 10:00:45 PM »
Bleh that woman is a fruitcake.  Even if he did have a 9" boner she should throw the trial now since the guy is already humliated.  What a moron.
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« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2003, 03:30:51 AM »
Freestylah has a picture of himself next to his bed.  HAHA
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Ah. a defense that Freestylah could use
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2003, 04:01:22 AM »
The Real picture
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Ah. a defense that Freestylah could use
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2003, 04:24:41 AM »
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Originally posted by videoholic
Freestylah has a picture of himself next to his bed.  HAHA



...with a dude...

...making a traditionally homosexual gesture...

Here\'s the caption:

guy pointing at hole:

"can you believe I banged his ass so hard that he fell out of bed
and his head went through the sheetrock?!?!"

vapor:

"You KNOW!?!? I swear, Lawrence- if my rectum ever heals good enough to leave the house, I will have to go buy some new drapes to cover this mess!!!"
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« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2003, 12:01:56 PM »
Actually he broke my wall by merely sitting against it. I was devestated.
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« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2003, 12:04:21 PM »
Ah, you were slirping on him eh?  You mad man you.
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« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2003, 12:19:16 PM »
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Actually he broke my wall by merely sitting against it. I was devestated.


why....

was it your turn to be Da Daddy ?
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« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2003, 01:01:15 PM »
Exactly... I always get the short end of the stick...
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« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2003, 01:47:12 PM »
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Exactly... I always get the short end of the stick...


I would respond with a low brow penis joke but i don\'t have it in me.
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« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2003, 02:00:14 PM »
you do too have a penis in you...
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Ah. a defense that Freestylah could use
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2003, 03:42:27 AM »
Dear lord Swif......haha.  Do you do this kind of stuff, knowing whats to cum...... haha SPLAT!
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