my gf and i were in a parking lot at night, and there was a parking lot security guy apparently. thank god we werent planning on having sex, so it was kind a whim so we kept all our clothes on. we see this blinding light come by the car, so she goes to her seat, and i stay in mine, and we both make our clothes LOOK like they\'re on completely. i manage to buckle my belt and everything. the guy walks over and tells us that "theres no parking here".

its a parking lot, and theres no parking? great stuff. im sure he figured out on his own what was happening, but we sure made it look like we were just laying there talking. not like theres anything to be embarrased about, at least i was getting laid
