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« on: September 11, 2003, 04:14:55 AM »
So what the hell is NORAD, I couldn\'t even get a straight answer cause of your sick little minds.

Its a legitimate question and I am sure someone here must know something.

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« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2003, 04:23:46 AM »
If you believe the movies it\'s a bunch of people in an underground bunker somewhere remote (in a mountain I believe?) monitoring stuff and giving directions in case someone/something threatens the US.

EDIT: It\'s in Colorado Springs, Colorado.

EDIT2: Under the cold war they\'d monitor the sky for nukes and retaliate if the Russians sent nuclear missiles. I guess they still do.

EDIT3: The North American Aerospace Defence Command (NORAD) is a binational military organization formally established in 1958 by Canada and the United States to monitor and defend North American airspace. NORAD monitors and tracks man-made objects in space and detects, validates and warns of attack against North America by aircraft, missiles or space vehicles. NORAD also provides surveillance and control of the airspace of Canada and the United States.

NORAD uses a network of ground-based radars, sensors and fighter jets to detect, intercept and, if necessary, engage any threats to the continent.

NORAD\'s surveillance and control responsibility for North American airspace is divided among three NORAD Regions -- one in Canada, one in the continental United States and one in Alaska. Data from radars and sensors based in Canada are compiled and analyzed at an underground complex located at Canadian Forces Base North Bay, Ontario, then forwarded to Canadian NORAD Region Headquarters at CFB Winnipeg, and the NORAD command and control centre in Colorado, as necessary.

The North Warning System (NWS) provides surveillance of potential attack routes via Arctic airspace. The NWS consists of 15 long-range radars (11 in Canada, four in Alaska) and 39 short-range radars (36 in Canada, three in Alaska) along the northern edge of North America. The state-of-the-art radars form a 4,800-Km-long and 320 Km-wide "tripwire" stretching from Alaska to Newfoundland.

Airborne radar coverage is provided by the E-3 AWACS aircraft when necessary. Canada contributes military personnel to AWACS operations. The United States Air Force AWACS provides a significant improvement over ground-based radar stations, and extends the perimeter radar system in times of increased alert. AWACS aircraft can detect targets from about 580 Kms, then guide Canadian or U.S. aircraft to visually identify unknown aircraft.
« Last Edit: September 11, 2003, 04:48:35 AM by Samwise »
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« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2003, 04:46:10 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2003, 05:02:42 AM »
Thanks Samwise

BTW, I didn\'t know that Canada had an airforce!

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« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2003, 05:58:14 AM »
Thanks Racer for the new quote.
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« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2003, 06:51:39 AM »
I\'m sure Samwise got all that information from a 10 second internet search... something you couldn\'t be bothered to do, Racer.  :rolleyes:

Oh well, we did get a good quote out of you.  Thanks!  :laughing:
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« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2003, 07:27:06 AM »
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Its a legitimate question and I am sure someone here must know something.


Then this.
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
Thanks Samwise

BTW, I didn\'t know that Canada had an airforce!


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« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2003, 09:29:35 AM »
The words "Canadian Military" will make most American military generals chuckle.

Yes, they have an Air Force. Mostly F18 fighters. They might have one or two aircraft carriers...or maybe none at all. So Racer\'s question isn\'t that silly.
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« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2003, 01:55:33 PM »
you people are so ****ing anal

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« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2003, 02:20:55 PM »
Interesting choice of words.  :p
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« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2003, 12:33:36 AM »
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you people are so ****ing anal



So says the man who ditched his nude boy avatar and title saying "man meat" :rolleyes:
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« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2003, 03:52:51 AM »
I was looking for a change and I couldn\'t get the bright pink sigy with sequins to work...

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« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2003, 03:59:56 AM »
^^^^

You don\'t need it Hunny...

/me clicks fingers and walks away saying the following in a American Womans accent

"work it Girlfriend"

oh yeah thread closed...
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