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Offline GmanJoe

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Wouldn\'t it be cool if they had a Resident Evil type game where....
« on: September 08, 2003, 09:36:32 AM »
...the character you controlled would look at you and make comments like "You know there are monsters in there, right? Why are you making me go in there? Well....don\'t forget to reload the gun, you douche bag."

And when they get hurt, they say " You dummy! You suck at this game! Look at me! I\'ve been bitten by slow moving zombie! Just how bad is your coordination?"

It\'d be cool if Quentin Terrintino or Kevin Smith could do the script for a remake of RE with those comments.

Okay, I had too much coffee today. Sorry. :)


Edited for Typos :)
« Last Edit: September 08, 2003, 11:03:43 AM by GmanJoe »
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« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2003, 09:54:16 AM »
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrright :rolleyes:
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« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2003, 10:07:05 AM »
"Theres two things I hate in this world. People who are ignorant of other peoples cultures, and THE DUTCH" Austin Powers 3

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« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2003, 10:47:30 AM »
Gman.. what coffee do you drink... send me a supply will you ;)

On topic

You got a point, it would be nice.

It would be even better if you tryed to force your character into a drak room with sub-boss only to have him stop turn to the camera and say.

"why are you F%^king kidding me ?... have you seen the lenght of that bastards teeth.. they are nearly 3 foot long... thats £ F$5king feet not cm or mm ..FEET!


If you want to fight him you go in"
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« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2003, 10:49:33 AM »
I think it would by a nice change of pace. Holy cow! Monty Python goes to Resident Evil! BWAHAHAHA! CLASSIC! :D
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« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2003, 10:58:56 AM »
Eternal darkness has a madness feature , where if you see to many horrors your character can have side effects ranging from.

  • Your character freezing and unable to move

or
  • Seeing imaginary monsters.


but its not quite on the same level as an character that talks back to you when you do something stupid.
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« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2003, 04:43:14 PM »
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"Theres two things I hate in this world. People who are ignorant of other peoples cultures, and THE DUTCH" Austin Powers 3

Screw you dammit. Im part dutch. J/k. Im dutch but i dont care cause its probably like 1/8 or something.:) *shrugs*
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I don\'t have comprehension issues, you just need to learn how to communicate.
Yessir massir ima f*** you up reeeeal nice and homely like. uh huh, yessum ; ).
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« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2003, 09:36:07 PM »
Lets all sing together; "Someone needs a liffffffffe..."

Ok, it would be cool, kinda creepy though.
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Wouldn\'t it be cool if they had a Resident Evil type game where....
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2003, 01:00:10 AM »
It\'s a good idea Gman, but what would happen if a retard or someone with a disability played the games. It would be constantly dishing out insults every few seconds. Then there would be an excuse to issue law suits etc...

Wait that gives me an idea......................

*Submits Gman\'s idea to Bill Gates office*;)
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« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2003, 02:49:51 AM »
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Lets all sing together; "Someone needs a liffffffffe..."


:rolleyes:Consider the source:rolleyes:
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« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2003, 07:32:35 AM »
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Gman.. what coffee do you drink... send me a supply will you ;)



Vietnamese beans possibly, absolutely bitchin\', kept me up for three days on Vice City!

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