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Offline Cerberus

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David Blaine
« Reply #15 on: September 17, 2003, 07:23:18 AM »
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He doesn\'t get to whack off for 44 days either. OMGGGGGGGG

He will end up with balls the size of water melons.
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« Reply #16 on: September 17, 2003, 02:13:32 PM »
What\'s david blain doing? Sitting on a platform for like 3 weeks? I think this guy is full of himself.
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« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2003, 04:17:39 PM »
ooseven, have you ever been to the US :laughing:

you get tortured just for being a pedestrian

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« Reply #18 on: September 17, 2003, 04:36:37 PM »
the water is probably a dextrose mixture.  If not, his body will start to produce more cortisol that will break down proteins into glycogen to be used by the muscles and brain, so he\'ll loose an incredible amount of muscle tissue and could "starve" his brain.  Too much of a risk, thus he has to be getting a dextrose sollution in the water.

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« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2003, 06:40:10 PM »
I cannot believe this guy.  What kind of ass comes up with the world\'s most boring stunts?  I\'m going........gasp....stand on a pole for 2 weeks!  AND THEN...I will stand almost perfectly still in a block of ice...AND FOR LE FINALE GRAND...I WILL SIT ON A PLATFORM.  

Here\'s a stunt for ya, David.  Build yourself a water-tight human-sized capsule.  Get eaten by a whale.  Get shit out after 2 days.  There\'s a stunt for the new millenium.
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« Reply #20 on: September 18, 2003, 09:41:12 AM »
people he clames to be an illusionist.... nough said
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« Reply #21 on: September 19, 2003, 12:21:23 AM »
Where does he take a sh*t... or is that an illusion? :p
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