Author Topic: Wanna have your weiner tied up and shown dirty pictures? (Read 929 times)

« **on:** October 16, 2003, 10:06:21 PM »

Then try out the plethysmograph

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The penile plethysmograph (PPG) is a machine for measuring changes in the circumference of the penis. A stretchable band with mercury in it is fitted around the subject\'s penis. The band is connected to a machine with a video screen and data recorder. Any changes in penis size, even those not felt by the subject, are recorded while the subject views sexually suggestive or pornographic pictures, slides, or movies, or listens to audio tapes with descriptions of such things as children being molested. Computer software is used to develop graphs showing "the degree of arousal to each stimulus

They\'re using this test to figure out if the testee, is going to be a danger to children and young family members. But This test just seems a little inacurate for me, because we\'re dealing with men here, I\'m sorry but if you put a rubber band on my hymen hammer and show me pictures of Ed Asnur getting a prostate exam, I\'m gonna still get atleast a half chub.

« **Reply #1 on:** October 16, 2003, 10:08:44 PM »

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or listens to audio tapes with descriptions of such things as children being molested

Always gets a rise out of me!

« **Reply #2 on:** October 16, 2003, 11:00:51 PM »

Yeah, I recently had a talk about this in a class. There\'s a lot of problems.. and so far with benchmarking "normal non-pedophiles" they get a lot of false positives.

After all, a healthy young man can get an erection from thinking about it, rubbing even a little, stress, fear, etc. I\'m sure they\'ll work out the bugs though....

« **Reply #3 on:** October 17, 2003, 12:00:33 AM »

hahahaha omen man you are teh own.

« **Reply #4 on:** October 17, 2003, 05:41:45 PM »

damned people, comment on this! I know for a fact many of you will be forced to take this test in a couple of years.

*looks in the direction of Bobo

« **Reply #5 on:** October 17, 2003, 05:51:21 PM »

I\'m doomed!

« **Reply #6 on:** October 17, 2003, 06:54:59 PM »

They evacuate the school if mercury comes out of a thermomator, now way in hell is it touching my one eyed hoobopper

« **Reply #7 on:** October 17, 2003, 07:47:24 PM »

yea i saw the special

they have sounds of little girls getting raped and stuff

the dude was like thats sick

« **Reply #8 on:** October 17, 2003, 07:51:51 PM »

what is the point of this? seems like a waste of money.

« **Reply #9 on:** October 17, 2003, 07:52:22 PM »

Bleh, so is this forum.

Hey whos complaining!

« **Reply #10 on:** October 17, 2003, 07:54:50 PM »

Im just saying, they make it sound like the results of this mean anything. Getting an erection definantly does not make you a pedaphile :P

« **Reply #11 on:** October 17, 2003, 07:58:24 PM »

Its america.

We spend our money on useless things because we can.

Kurt Angle · « **Reply #12 on:** October 18, 2003, 02:37:48 AM »

What happens if you get so aroused you split the band??

:eek:

Mercury all over your sausage and sprouts.

Blade · « **Reply #13 on:** October 18, 2003, 06:10:02 AM »

That\'d be just ideal, Kurt. *shakes in fear*

Hello

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