Here ya go, this will tickle your funny bone! Mainly for the real pc guys.
I decided to install the origional doom tonight "on floppys mind you" everything went fine except for the fact that it lags terribly when I try to play it!
How is it possible for my pc "Pentium celeron 533 MHZ w/ ATI rage pro 128 16mb vid card" & 512 mb of ram have such bad lag and poor frame rates for a game that came out about 10 years ago!?!?! Yes it\'s the real game and real floppys, I bought it for 1 dollar @ a garage sale lOL.
My OS is Windows XP Pro. You get me to run Doom without any lag or crap frame rate and I\'ll come over to your place so you can kill me and then eat me afterwards

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I really want this game to run smoothly so post seriously...or not.