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Offline ##RaCeR##
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« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2004, 02:06:17 PM »
Is that in AU? It looks like AU, plus its Shell petrol.
« Last Edit: February 11, 2004, 02:07:27 PM by ##RaCeR## »
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« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2004, 02:10:46 PM »
Top this...

I drove up next to the pump and realized my cap was on the wrong side so I made a U-Turn to the opposite pump and realized it was the same exact thing...

DUUUUHHHH!!!!
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« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2004, 02:31:14 PM »
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Deisel? But the nozzles are made extra large so it wouldn\'t fit into a gas tank! That takes some effort and talent! :D


I angled the hose. Yes, that\'s what I done. I had never bought deisel before and never had an encounter with the special caps / hoses. Thought nothing of it, noticed it didn\'t fit, was sleepy and cold, so I angled the hose so that deisel would go in. Put half a tank in, drove down the road, car died. Long story short...

Caught a ride with a cop, rode in the back seat to the local wrecker. Had it towed it and the wrecker drove me home.
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« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2004, 05:55:41 PM »
NOOO Lic. I thought that was a secret. :eek:
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« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2004, 05:17:12 PM »
Well I drove a 4WD into one of them multi story carparks and because of the way the ramp was just as the back of the car went through it scraped the roof.I was like WTF,so turned round and the roof rack was a couple inches to high to make it back out.We had to let most the air out the tires and get about 10 people weighing it down enough to get under.

Talk about embarassing.
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« Reply #20 on: February 12, 2004, 05:55:43 PM »
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No, women arent allowed to drive BMWs.

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« Reply #21 on: February 12, 2004, 06:40:17 PM »
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
Is that in AU? It looks like AU, plus its Shell petrol.

naw its gotta be flori"duh"
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« Reply #22 on: February 13, 2004, 08:35:15 AM »
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Well I drove a 4WD into one of them multi story carparks and because of the way the ramp was just as the back of the car went through it scraped the roof.I was like WTF,so turned round and the roof rack was a couple inches to high to make it back out.We had to let most the air out the tires and get about 10 people weighing it down enough to get under.

Talk about embarassing.


Whatever works man. I haven\'t done any improvising in my car. Haven\'t had enough time with my car to do that.
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