Author Topic: Comet almost killed us! Synopsis for lazy ass Black Sam. (Read 786 times)

GmanJoe · « **on:** February 25, 2004, 07:57:06 AM »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3517319.stm

Synopsis : Astronomers saw a big comet coming towards Earth. Said it was this <-----> big. Flew by and it was actually THIS <--------------------> big and would have caused world wide castration....err.....catastrophe!

Hope Black Samurai is happy that I made a cliff note for his lazy ass.

videoholic · « **Reply #1 on:** February 25, 2004, 08:56:51 AM »

I don\'t know about him, but I sure am....

Kurt Angle · « **Reply #2 on:** February 25, 2004, 09:56:21 AM »

Look there it is, run for your lives!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

« **Reply #3 on:** February 25, 2004, 10:19:29 AM »

I am pleased.

BTW, Wouldn\'t the small one have caused world wide catastrophe also?

GmanJoe · « **Reply #4 on:** February 25, 2004, 10:28:45 AM »

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Originally posted by Black Samurai
I am pleased.

BTW, Wouldn\'t the small one have caused world wide catastrophe also?

I don\'t know. They sounded like it would be more on the Hiroshima size and not the Hollywood style giant tidal waves and falling brimstone.

« **Reply #5 on:** February 25, 2004, 12:45:36 PM »

Glad to see our tax dollars at work.

"Don\'t fear, it\'s just a small comet"

"Well it appears to be a rather large comet"

"We\'re screwed, it\'s gigormous"

"On closer inspection it may actually be a rather large penguin"

"Nope, still a big ass comet"

"Heh, look at Mars"

"Make your peace with God"

Titan · « **Reply #6 on:** February 25, 2004, 02:38:07 PM »

Damn. That\'s kind of scary. Didn\'t they find an asteroid last January that just missed us by like 300 miles?

GmanJoe · « **Reply #7 on:** February 25, 2004, 02:43:54 PM »

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Originally posted by Titan
Damn. That\'s kind of scary. Didn\'t they find an asteroid last January that just missed us by like 300 miles?

Well, they don\'t let people know in case there\'s another mass suicide like those Trekkie wannabe peeps that killed themselves about 5 years ago when that Hale-Bop Comet flew by. That\'s my constipated conspiracy, at least.

Titan · « **Reply #8 on:** February 25, 2004, 06:36:11 PM »

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Originally posted by GmanJoe
Well, they don\'t let people know in case there\'s another mass suicide like those Trekkie wannabe peeps that killed themselves about 5 years ago when that Hale-Bop Comet flew by. That\'s my constipated conspiracy, at least.

Damn. You have a link for me to view? I never heard about this.

« **Reply #9 on:** February 25, 2004, 09:10:57 PM »

It was some cult, like 20 or 30 people all killed themselves when that comet came by earth. They thought the comet was going to take them to a better place or something. :\\

« **Reply #10 on:** February 25, 2004, 09:12:50 PM »

They thought that there was a spaceship behind the comet

videoholic · « **Reply #11 on:** February 26, 2004, 04:39:39 AM »

Yeah, they wore their Nikes so they could jog on the spaceship.

§ôµÏG®ïñD · « **Reply #12 on:** February 26, 2004, 04:58:01 AM »

don\'t worry, even if the comet had hit us. The world would look towards all dope growers and their hydroponics.
The dope growers would become our farmers of the future....

Titan · « **Reply #13 on:** February 26, 2004, 12:57:23 PM »

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Originally posted by videoholic
Yeah, they wore their Nikes so they could jog on the spaceship.

You\'ve got to be kidding me. What morons.

Hello

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