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« on: March 07, 2004, 12:58:41 AM »
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This thread is sick and twisted, if you cant stomach it, then leave.


I just want to hear the sickest jokes and pranks you have ever done, heard of, or have been done to.

Here are some jokes;


Whats the difference between a dead baby and an apple?
I dont cum on an apple before I eat it

Why do you wrap a puppie with ductape?
So you dont break its ribs when you throw it
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« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2004, 01:20:55 AM »
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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an apple?
I dont cum on an apple before I eat it


wtf?
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« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2004, 02:08:25 AM »
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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an apple?
I dont cum on an apple before I eat it


i echo racers comment
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« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2004, 02:50:35 AM »
Me three, I always cum on the apple before I eat it?
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« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2004, 04:53:40 AM »
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I just want to hear the sickest jokes and pranks you have ever done, heard of, or have been done to.

Here are some jokes;


Whats the difference between a dead baby and an apple?
I dont cum on an apple before I eat it

Why do you wrap a puppie with ductape?
So you dont break its ribs when you throw it



dude! they weren\'t even funny! :eek:
you suck...............hard!
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« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2004, 07:54:35 AM »
These aren\'t even milldly entertaining, they\'re just really stupid. I\'ve heard tons of these.
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« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2004, 07:55:23 AM »
Q:what\'s funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead byby wearing a clownsuit

Q: what\'s funnier than a barrel full of dead babies?
A: A barrel full of dead babies with a dying one in the bottom.
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« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2004, 09:23:13 AM »
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?

A: A cup of rootbeer and two scoops of dead baby.
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« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2004, 11:50:16 AM »
ok wtf is up with all the dead baby refrences? am i missing something?!?!
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« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2004, 02:22:41 PM »
^^

They are like blonde jokes, there are a million of them, but most are just downright either not funny or just plain sick.
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« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2004, 02:54:42 PM »
I\'m not surprised at the stupidity of this thread...
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« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2004, 04:19:59 PM »
Not funny at all. This board does not support murder or child molestation, so Spudz, take your baby jokes and go somewhere else.
End of story.
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