Jabberwacky: What do you do?
User: I work.
Jabberwacky: Doing what?
User: Designing.
Jabberwacky: No bean curds.
User: What jobs have to do with bean curd?
Jabberwacky: Lots of computer jobs.
User: You are misinformed.
Jabberwacky: Are you a mistake.
User: You are a dumbass.
Jabberwacky: I am a priestess of the goddess.
User: So you are a woman of a woman?
Jabberwacky: Grrr.
User: A lesbian?
Jabberwacky: I lied, I\'m a guy.
User: I thought so, you programs are so simple minded.
Jabberwacky: What do I wish?
User: What do you mean?
Jabberwacky: I mean you mean I mean huh.
User: Are you smoking crack?
Jabberwacky: No are you?
User: Of course!
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Jabberwacky: Of course it is not.
User: Of course it is not what?
Jabberwacky: I don\'t like you.
User: You aren\'t that smart.
Jabberwacky: I am sorry.
User: I hate you.
Jabberwacky: Please forgive me.
User: Why the **** should I?
Jabberwacky: To see the look on his face.
User: Ok, I forgive you.
Jabberwacky: To forgive is unusual.
User: I\'m a nice guy.
Jabberwacky: You have a girl name.
User: I never even told you my name.
Jabberwacky: It is phil.
User: No it is not.
Jabberwacky: I say it is.
User: You are not real.
Jabberwacky: Prove that you are real.
User: Got me there.