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Offline Ashford
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« on: April 11, 2004, 07:24:39 PM »
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July 2002: If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. Enron, $16.50 left. Worldcom, $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser beer one year ago, drank it all and turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
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« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2004, 07:25:39 PM »
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July 2002: If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. Enron, $16.50 left. Worldcom, $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser beer one year ago, drank it all and turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
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« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2004, 07:33:06 PM »
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July 2002: If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. Enron, $16.50 left. Worldcom, $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser beer one year ago, drank it all and turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
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« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2004, 07:41:52 PM »
I\'m suffering from clips Syndrome and can\'t seem to post anymore...

Gonna try some other time...
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July 2002: If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. Enron, $16.50 left. Worldcom, $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser beer one year ago, drank it all and turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
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« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2004, 08:06:30 PM »
clips syndrome?
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« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2004, 08:13:32 PM »
clips (the member) Syndrome = Can\'t post pics
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July 2002: If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. Enron, $16.50 left. Worldcom, $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser beer one year ago, drank it all and turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
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« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2004, 08:13:42 PM »
I\'ve seen one of those toilet seats.  Interesting things...
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« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2004, 08:39:04 PM »
LOL
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« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2004, 08:55:14 PM »
If I tried laying on chains I\'d break the damn things.
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« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2004, 03:26:05 PM »
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July 2002: If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. Enron, $16.50 left. Worldcom, $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser beer one year ago, drank it all and turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
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« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2004, 03:29:15 PM »
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July 2002: If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. Enron, $16.50 left. Worldcom, $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser beer one year ago, drank it all and turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
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« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2004, 03:31:50 PM »
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July 2002: If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. Enron, $16.50 left. Worldcom, $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser beer one year ago, drank it all and turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
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« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2004, 03:34:21 PM »
The toliet seat one is used all over the world.

They just decided to put a chair over it.
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« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2004, 03:43:22 PM »
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Originally posted by Ashford
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this looks like gamara..the giant turtle! :p
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