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Offline GmanJoe

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Listen up, medical proof that Wankers do not get prostrate cancer.
« on: April 07, 2004, 06:22:08 AM »
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=594&e=2&u=/nm/20040406/hl_nm/health_ejaculations_dc

Have sex or Masterbate alls you want. Apparently, the frequency will reduce the chance of prostrate cancer. :)

Edited for bad Engrish Grammar. :p
« Last Edit: April 07, 2004, 06:38:56 AM by GmanJoe »
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Listen up, medical proof that Wankers do not get prostrate cancer.
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2004, 06:34:58 AM »
Bravo to GmanJoe,

this will relieve me when i have to do my work...you know handjob is such an important and exhausting type of work.

(back to watching the webcam chick with wonderbread...)
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Listen up, medical proof that Wankers do not get prostrate cancer.
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2004, 06:41:21 AM »
Heard that ages ago.

I wonder why it is refered again as if it is a new descovery
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« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2004, 06:44:00 AM »
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Originally posted by Unicron!
Heard that ages ago.

I wonder why it is refered again as if it is a new descovery


Because the one before was a smaller study. This one had 29,000 men and CONFIRMS it.

I swear, living on that little desert rock dries out your brain, huh? ;)
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« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2004, 06:58:33 AM »
lol :laughing:

Smaller study or not, valid or not, we would have still made it look like it was certain since then.That sex and masturbation should be more freguent.We would have tried to cover it up so it would have satisfied our interests :D
So whats the difference ;)
« Last Edit: April 07, 2004, 06:59:47 AM by Unicron! »
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« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2004, 12:14:17 PM »
I can just see it now, people masturbating furiously at work. When asked by the boss what they are doing they will simply reply " avoiding prostate cancer." ;)
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« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2004, 07:56:02 PM »
Will medical insurance cover porn and lube for this like they cover vasectomies?
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« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2004, 08:46:33 AM »
Hey, if I get caught, I have an excuse to masturbate. I would just say I\'m trying to prevent prostate cancer.
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« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2004, 09:23:05 AM »
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Edited for bad Engrish Grammar. :p



Yeah but given Bonus points for using Wankers in the Thread title.

/me stands up and takes hat of to gmanjoe.
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