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Offline Ryu
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« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2004, 06:33:53 AM »
Not a big deal.  All is well now. :)
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« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2004, 03:48:22 AM »
i think this guy takes the 2004 darwin award

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« Reply #17 on: April 28, 2004, 02:44:43 PM »
Man If I could take a picture of my little brother when he put a fork in an outlet while in a tub, it would be untoppable.
Think for yourself. Question authority.

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« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2004, 04:42:38 PM »
Your genes....

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« Reply #19 on: April 28, 2004, 04:47:59 PM »
Maybe it was after he smoked your pot...

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« Reply #20 on: April 28, 2004, 05:00:45 PM »
Once I put a thermous in a microwave. And that was like 4 months ago. (stoned of course) The handle melted and made a plastic frisbee.

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« Reply #21 on: April 28, 2004, 05:47:04 PM »
when the bell rang when lunchtime is over, I walked to class and a bird flew by and crap on me.  It landed on my left arms.  So, I got late for class.  I walked to the restroom and clean myself up.  its embarrassing I tell you.  I thought I left my eyeglasses in the bathroom.  When I came to class, the teacher asked me why am I late?  I told her about the bird crapping on me and stuff and asked her permission to go look for my eyeglasses.

After unsucessful attempt to find my eyeglasses.  I gave up.  The next day I found out I left it in a different classroom that I didn\'t have.  I remember I was in that classroom in the morning before, during tutorial.

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« Reply #22 on: April 28, 2004, 06:08:20 PM »
I remember when I was younger I was throwing Cheez-Its at some seagulls, and one took the fattest dump on my head. I was pissed. Luckily it was at the beach so I just washed it off.

 

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