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Offline videoholic

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« on: May 20, 2004, 01:37:32 PM »
http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=free_to_be_pure

OK, so like this guy isn\'t going to masterbate for a whole 40 days for religious reasons..

SOme of you girls would friggen explode.
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« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2004, 02:00:18 PM »
All hail thy blue balls!
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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2004, 02:00:34 PM »
Holy crap (no pun intended). This guy is so addicted he needs to have others join in on this fast from masturbating. I was laughing my ass off at this guy.
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« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2004, 02:06:28 PM »
Christian site says it\'s ok to wack it

Here\'s why you SHOULD, for health reasons anyway

Trust me, I did EXTENSIVE research on this.  For ehh... a book report.
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« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2004, 02:46:47 PM »
Hahahahaha Xanga....

I have one of those.

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« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2004, 05:15:35 PM »
For the record...

I whack it till it breaks.
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« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2004, 05:30:20 PM »
Why do that when you have a fine ass g/f?

Id be hittin them hips till they dislocate. :D

Im just messing with you
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« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2004, 05:14:03 AM »
Because she won\'t let him.
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« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2004, 05:30:28 AM »
BUKKAKE!
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« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2004, 05:38:36 AM »
"Next time your sitting in front of the tv, or your computer, and there\'s a naked woman that\'s about to pop up on the screen.... stop, and remember that you have the freedom to not look, and to not masterbate._ God Bless you Guys!"


"Don\'t just say it to yourself, and expect to be able to fulfill that commitment, you have to tell someone, and find someone that will join you and not masturbate for the next 40 days!"
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« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2004, 06:12:27 AM »
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"Next time your sitting in front of the tv, or your computer, and there\'s a naked woman that\'s about to pop up on the screen.... stop, and remember that you have the freedom to not look, and to not masterbate._ God Bless you Guys!"




Thats it.... i am make a T shirt with that on it !

:laughing:

oh and this is going in my Sig....

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Think of the seminal vesicles as two small bladders; and like the urinary bladder, they fill up.
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« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2004, 07:16:50 AM »
this is sad: "As difficult as it is, I\'m contending not only for myself, but the men that are on this fast with me, to be strong, and beat this addiction.  Let\'s do it guys!  We can be holy."  

I fast from masterbation all the time...  Its called sex with women!  Damn Im Holy!

BTW Di.. you can bet thats going on my sig!
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« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2004, 09:44:28 AM »
SONOVA!!   Im starting to feel like poeople are gonna call me the "thread ender". :(
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