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Offline Halberto
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How to get out of a speeding ticket
« on: July 03, 2004, 12:44:31 AM »
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/iroc-speeding.mp3

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Take it from this guy

Better grab a snack, its long but its hilarious
« Last Edit: July 03, 2004, 12:55:45 AM by Halberto »

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« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2004, 07:18:27 PM »
there are 2 ways that I have heard of (I didnt listen to the mp3)

1: Challenge the calibration of the gun
2. Certian guns and certain cars dont work well together challenge that.
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« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2004, 07:21:37 PM »
Listening to it now.
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« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2004, 07:34:40 PM »
I-Roc = Ultimate power

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« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2004, 07:50:53 PM »
OMFG, that guy is so frickin dumb. "The cops don\'t use Mustangs anymore because the Irocs blew them away". What a moron. They still use Mustangs and the police Mustangs are some of the fastest cars (police intercepter wise). That one guy that came on and said his Camaro had 360 HP and the Iroc guy is like well my car has 270 so its cool, that was hilarious. That guy can think his IROC is all fast but most other cars can beat it. The Z28 Camaro will eat that thing alive. 270 is nothing.
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« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2004, 08:02:10 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Soul Reaver
I-Roc = Ultimate power

Word. I used to have the biggest thing for I roc\'s. My uncle had one and damn it was sexy. Hated the new Z28\'s but hey, they dont make them anymore. correct?
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« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2004, 08:03:31 PM »
I like IROCs too. One day I hope to own an 88 blue iroc with the biggest engine and silver trim, but this guy thinks that it is the greatest car in the world and has this big ego that he can do anything in it. Dumbass.
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« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2004, 10:20:28 PM »
meh the V6 in the 350Z comes stock with 287hp/274tq, rumored to be 300hp or more for next year.

Irocs USED to be nice but they\'re just too old now, you have to modify them to be fast nowadays.  I wish some guy in a turboed 4-banger would smoke this guy from a light just to shoot his ego down.

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« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2004, 10:26:26 PM »
I have a turboed 4 banger, and for performance I like it (ugly as hell).  It\'s modified and has right at 300hp and over 300lb ft of torque.  A deffinet sleeper

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« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2004, 10:28:52 PM »
the grey wrx with white alloys right?  that looks pretty sweet imo, but then again I\'m in va and have only 2 teeth left

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« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2004, 10:53:24 PM »
no, the red Shelby CSX, ugly but when I used to street race it made me a fair amount of cash.

 

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