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Offline L i L K u B B s
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« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2004, 08:17:29 PM »
Robin Williams on broadway definitely

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« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2004, 08:45:03 PM »
Foxworthy is good

But the cableguy abuses the redneck card way too much for my liking.
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« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2004, 09:26:23 PM »
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Foxworthy is good

But the cableguy abuses the redneck card way too much for my liking.

Hits home huh? ;)
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« Reply #18 on: August 13, 2004, 09:35:30 PM »
You guys ever seen Gabriel Igelisis (sp?)

His stories and immatations are good.
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« Reply #19 on: August 13, 2004, 09:42:59 PM »
White people and rednecks are different species.

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« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2004, 02:21:17 PM »
Another vote for Dane Cook. Go buy his DVD.

My all time favorite is Norm MacDonald. Maybe download his stuff from Kazaa or some such program. Miller and Norm were the best SNL news guys, too.

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« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2004, 07:49:41 PM »
man dana carvey had a special in the late 90\'s that was just ****in hysterical
"whaa, frame oj? But i rery rike oj. 2000 yard buffaro bill"
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« Reply #22 on: August 15, 2004, 07:35:06 AM »
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man dana carvey had a special in the late 90\'s that was just ****in hysterical
"whaa, frame oj? But i rery rike oj. 2000 yard buffaro bill"


"Trinity, Trinita, Trinito, Trinitu...every time I click, it\'s $9.95 to YOU!"

Man, Dana Carvey kicks ass.

Also, the Pablo Francisco special on Comedy Central was downright awesome. I guess I\'m just a big fan of good impersinators :)

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« Reply #23 on: August 15, 2004, 08:25:42 PM »
Oh man, I hate about 3/4 of the people listed. Dane Cook? I ****ing hate that guy "I\'d LOVE to be able to spit acid. Imagine if chicks could do that, just spit acid at some guy whos hassling them at a bar.." Please. Pablo Francisco? Yah, his impersonations are pretty good, but I\'ve seen quite a few of his acts and he reuses the same damn material all the damn time. "Little Tortilla Boy!!" Bah.. "One man, one DESIRE", bah.. etc. etc.

Robin Williams is great, but his broadway DVD was hit and miss. Still, a lot of hits, though. If you think that\'s the best stand-up ever, you should go watch some classics like Delerious by Eddie Murphy.

Everyone should familiarise themselves with Harland Williams. I\'ve been a fan of him for a few years now (ever since he started making appearances on Conan O\'Brien) and no comedian has ever been able to make me laugh like this guy. And not just his material, either, but his ad lib is far and away better than anyone elses. In fact, when I saw him live at the Melbourne International comedy festival, probably about 60% of the show was him talking to the audience.

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Oh, and there are some great old school comedians, but I can\'t be bothered thinking of them all. People like Sam Kinnison.. he was good.... yeah. :)
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« Reply #24 on: August 15, 2004, 09:59:05 PM »
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"Trinity, Trinita, Trinito, Trinitu...every time I click, it\'s $9.95 to YOU!"

Man, Dana Carvey kicks ass.

Also, the Pablo Francisco special on Comedy Central was downright awesome. I guess I\'m just a big fan of good impersinators :)

See Yuz.

Pablo Francisco is hilarious
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« Reply #25 on: August 15, 2004, 10:46:36 PM »
Ron White is great. I like the older standup guys like Red Fox and Richard Pryor too.
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