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Offline theomen
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Help! I don\'t know what to get my mother for Christmas!
« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2004, 06:58:41 PM »
or keep it for yourself
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« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2004, 07:05:42 PM »
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how about I gift wrap my penis?


Ya know, I have a birthday coming up ;)
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« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2004, 09:34:53 PM »
i bought her a clock
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« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2004, 09:46:39 PM »
I hope it\'s one of those crystal encased clocks with the spinning shizzola inside them that makes em look all pretty and whatnot :/

By the way...what the hell kind of clock is it?
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« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2004, 09:56:09 PM »
nothing says I love you like Gucci, Prada, Dolce and Gabbana, Amani or Versace
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« Reply #20 on: December 13, 2004, 10:33:56 PM »
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nothing says I love you like Gucci, Prada, Dolce and Gabbana, Amani or Versace

omen definitely knows the way to a woman\'s heart.  Don\'t forget to add Louis Vuitton

If you didn\'t see the other thread I\'m getting mine a gift card at a local mall.  You can never go wrong with those, women love to shop.
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« Reply #21 on: December 14, 2004, 02:53:40 AM »
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i bought her a clock


A Clock ?

What kind of gift is that ?

oh great now she is going to think her son is Ghey ;) :p
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« Reply #22 on: December 14, 2004, 05:45:45 AM »
A clock? I think she would have enjoyed the vibrator much more.
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« Reply #23 on: December 14, 2004, 06:02:53 AM »
you know these old clocks that vibrate when they ring? :p
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« Reply #24 on: December 14, 2004, 06:57:05 AM »
Give her a male RealDoll. Perhaps you could even borrow it sometimes.
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« Reply #25 on: December 14, 2004, 10:10:35 AM »
This is why I don\'t ask about gifts on this board.
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« Reply #26 on: December 14, 2004, 11:07:44 AM »
Does that mean you want a gift too but you didnt tell us???

I suggest these huge dil...... :D
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