No more video games

[GmanJoe]

Please elect me for Dictator of the United States of America.

Criminals will be publicly humiliated. Death Row Inmates will be hanged in public and televised on Fox TV right after The Simpsons.

All women, and I mean ALL WOMEN, who are physically able, will be forced to exercise and tone their bodies. They must wear mini skirts and no tops. Fat ones will be forced at gun point to get on the tread mill at various wheat farms to grind out flour.

NASCAR will be destroyed and replaced with World Rally Racing.

Vegans and vegitarians will be part of the food group - FOR OMNIVORES TO CONSUME. It\'s only natural that herbivores be eaten.

I will have the Mexican/American Canal built. Mexicans will call it a moat....I call it a canal.

They can bitch about it with Canada, the 51st State.

Originally posted by GmanJoe
Please elect me for Dictator of the United States of America.

Criminals will be publicly humiliated. Death Row Inmates will be hanged in public and televised on Fox TV right after The Simpsons.

All women, and I mean ALL WOMEN, who are physically able, will be forced to exercise and tone their bodies. They must wear mini skirts and no tops. Fat ones will be forced at gun point to get on the tread mill at various wheat farms to grind out flour.

NASCAR will be destroyed and replaced with World Rally Racing.

Vegans and vegitarians will be part of the food group - FOR OMNIVORES TO CONSUME. It\'s only natural that herbivores be eaten.

I will have the Mexican/American Canal built. Mexican will call it a moat....I call it a canal.

They can bitch about it with Canada, the 51st State.

*runs to the ballot box*


You got my vote...





































Mr. President!

I don\'t quite get eye for an eye... someone steals something and you cut off his hand... um yeah, that\'s exactly the same! And if someone jaywalks he should have his feet cut off.

They wouldn’t cut off their feet for j-walking. They would be flogged at the ankles.

Your theory is flawed.

People don\'t commit crimes expecting to get caught.

Jail does not stop criminals, it punishes them.

Well, considering that prison is three square meals a day and a free trip to the gym along with cable television and before today… videogames… I would say that prison sounds all right when compared to the street being left with no hand because I stole somebody’s car.

Dude.

You go to prison if it is so nice.

If it were a choice of either that or loosing my hand…

[Titan]

Originally posted by project86
Well, considering that prison is three square meals a day and a free trip to the gym along with cable television and before today… videogames… I would say that prison sounds all right when compared to the street being left with no hand because I stole somebody’s car.

Not all prisons are like that. If you commit a petty crime like pick pocketing and get caught, they aren\'t gonna throw you in a maximum security prison, and you aren\'t in for more than like 10 years. In most maximum security prisons, you are in your cell 20-23 hours a day. I did see on the Discovery Channel one maximum security prison where the prisoners could roam for 23 hours a day as long as they attend classes and study. They could use computers, study law, medical, and other career. They never had a problem to this day. No attacks, no nothing. They could get jobs within the prison like cooking and they use real knives. No problems. Now that is a great example of rehabilitation prison.