Author Topic: I love you guys. And Def Jam. (Read 825 times)

« **on:** January 19, 2005, 04:28:44 PM »

"The Playstation 2 is a prospective venue in to SPLITTIN\' N\' HITTIN\' DAT WHITE PUSSY, G!!! LOOKA MY TIE! LOOK AT IT! BITCHES THINK I\'M WHITE! I **** YO MAMMA CUZ SHE LOVE THAT CHOCOLATE! THEN I BE HITTEN THAT BITCH! MAKE ME SOME SUPPER BEFORE YO FAT ASS HUSBAND GET HOME, BITCH! YOU LUCKY I LET YOU DRIVE BOTH MY CARS; DATS RIGHT BOTH! EVEN YO PIECE O\'SHIT DODGE, THAT SHIT MINE NOW -- WHERE MY SYRUP!?!?! DONT YOU TALK BACK TO ME I SMACK YOU UPSIDE YO HEAD TILL YA\'LL SO STUPID YOU BE LOOKIN INNA BOWL A CHEERIOS AND SAY...\'\'O LOOK, DONUT SEEDS!"

"All the fun of gangsta thug life without those pesky HMO forms! EA proudly presents DEF JAM VENDETTA!!!!1 It\'s so close to living on your own you\'ll swear that you might never leave your mom\'s house! Real hand guns used by today\'s top stars, some of them still alive today! True -2-Life Crimes (tm) so real you might see your older siblings dead on the 400 scale miles of CITY TERRAIN so realistic you can smell the complete lack of morality! And tons of bouncy booty wet n\' fresh rump shakin\'(tm) with women who value very little except Bling Bling and J! Can you handle the SHIZNIT? Can you make it through 69 incredible levels of negro-on-negro action with the occasional Confused White Person? They want in your gang so bad they\'ll throw away their family on a whim! THE FIRST 500 COPIES COMES WITH GOLD, DIAMOND TIPPED FANGS! GET READY LOWER INCOME DEMOGRAPHICS AND MINORITIES* FOR DEF JAM VENDETTA ON ALL MAJOR CONSOLES!!!!!!

[size=8]Let\'s toss salad!"[/size]

*Minorities and lower income families may be too similar to distinguish[/size]

« **Reply #1 on:** January 19, 2005, 04:55:08 PM »

« **Reply #2 on:** January 19, 2005, 06:25:41 PM »

lame

i award you an F

« **Reply #3 on:** January 19, 2005, 07:32:40 PM »

Ummmmm...what the crap is all that???

BTW I don\'t read, I skim...

Titan · « **Reply #4 on:** January 19, 2005, 07:49:47 PM »

Good to have you back Weltall.

« **Reply #5 on:** January 19, 2005, 08:18:03 PM »

omg weltall. it\'s been years.

Now all we need is potatocake and we\'ll have a reunion.

« **Reply #6 on:** January 19, 2005, 08:40:27 PM »

potatocake???

« **Reply #7 on:** January 19, 2005, 11:30:35 PM »

Weltall! :eek: :eek:

Welcome home buddy.

§ôµÏG®ïñD · « **Reply #8 on:** January 20, 2005, 04:12:23 AM »

Fight for NY is better.......

friggin outdated old farts.

Hello

Author Topic: I love you guys. And Def Jam. (Read 825 times)