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Offline juslight
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Today is my last day.
« on: March 04, 2005, 07:59:54 AM »
My 2 weeks is up. This afternoon, I am leaving my office of 5 years.  

I start at the new company on Monday.

I may not be posting for a while, until I get a better feel for the new place.


Any last day suggestions?  Should I just slack off and play basketball with my trash can?
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« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2005, 08:36:18 AM »
Hit on that hot chick in the office you\'ve always wanted, you horny bastard.
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« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2005, 08:53:43 AM »
http://www.bleacheatingfreaks.com/science/OB/micromine/

I think you should construct a couple of these.....and booby trap your office.
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« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2005, 09:41:10 AM »
You could buy some pizza for those around you,.Hey wait a second arnt they throwing you a party, cheapo\'s are they, not sure what to say now.Didnt your boss say you are welcome back anytime, well its good to not burn any bridges.


No party thats just wrong
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« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2005, 09:57:07 AM »
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http://www.bleacheatingfreaks.com/science/OB/micromine/

I think you should construct a couple of these.....and booby trap your office.


wow........... Those look  like fun (minus the hurting someone you dont mean to part)
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« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2005, 10:50:00 AM »
They had a surprise party for me yesterday.  They thought that since it was the day BEFORE my last, that I wouldn\'t suspect anything.

I acted surprised anyway.


Today I\'ve just been tying up loose ends and finishing up a few important jobs, so they won\'t be left hanging.


The funny thing is that I\'ve been here 5 years, but I don\'t have any personal items to take home.  Nothing here is mine.  I\'ve never brought anything from home to my office.
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« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2005, 10:57:18 AM »
that is kind of odd.... Nothing ever???
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« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2005, 11:00:33 AM »
Liar. You put yer boogers under your desk.
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« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2005, 11:12:51 AM »
Nope.  I took the time to look around for things that I needed to "clear out my desk", but there wasn\'t anything to take.  No pictures, no nicknacks or pens or anything from home.
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« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2005, 11:14:40 AM »
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Liar. You put yer boogers under your desk.



Awe damn, you\'ve got a point there.  I can see a few hairs in my keyboard that I can take home with me.
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« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2005, 11:26:18 AM »
Thats kind of unusual is\'nt it never bringing in anything of your own from home, no family pics or nothing, before i had the stroke i had a couple of die cast cars on my desk and a pic of my wife. That reminds me i goota get the cars back, i will have them mail them to me, already brought the photo home.
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« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2005, 12:09:32 PM »
I suppose it is a bit strange.  I am sort of an air plant.  I tend to fit into my surroundings instead of changing my surroundings to fit me.
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