This should be added to the n00b FAQ

[Titan]

This was posted at another forum and I just had to post it here. I think this too should be a sticky with the FAQ.

http://gprime.net/flash.php/postingandyou

[Cerberus]

[mm]Welcome to 1997[/mm]

Seen it ages ago.

yeah, get out of the cave sometime

get out of the cave and onto the internet, anyone else see the irony in that?

what else am i supposed to do at work?

[Bobs_Hardware]

Whack off in the bathroom like every other person.

[Living-In-Clip]

Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
Whack off in the bathroom like every other person.

So true. I usually do that every other break. Spend one on the \'net and one in the bathroom spankin\' my monkey. It\'s a daily routine, factor in four breaks in one given day, means I masturbate on twice a day at work, not countin\' the masturbation and sexual relations outside of work. Workin\' hard to keep off that prostrate cancer.

i can only hope you don\'t work in the food service industry

[CHIZZY]

he must be a lawyer.

[Kurt Angle]

Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
So true. I usually do that every other break. Spend one on the \'net and one in the bathroom spankin\' my monkey. It\'s a daily routine, factor in four breaks in one given day, means I masturbate on twice a day at work, not countin\' the masturbation and sexual relations outside of work. Workin\' hard to keep off that prostrate cancer.

It\'s twice as satisfying knowing that you are getting paid to have a wank.

[Cerberus]

Originally posted by Kurt Angle
It\'s twice as satisfying knowing that you are getting paid to have a wank.

Aren\'t you supposed to avoid mixing business with pleasure?

We have no noobs here.

[Titan]

Originally posted by mm
yeah, get out of the cave sometime

I can\'t. I spend too much of my time in here.

How many people here have actually whacked off at work? I check out chicks as they enter the store I work at but that\'s pretty much it.