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Offline GmanJoe

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« on: April 08, 2005, 01:33:28 PM »
http://www.canoe.ca/NewsStand/WinnipegSun/News/2005/03/30/976335-sun.html

Cliff Notes : man eats poop to fool breathalizer.
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« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2005, 02:01:40 PM »
Wow, what a moron. Alcohol really does impair your judgement, lol.
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« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2005, 02:04:06 PM »
Dirty bastard.

If only it was cat shit, that stuff is supposed to have parasites in it that make you go blind.
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« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2005, 06:36:06 PM »
What a dumb ass...
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« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2005, 01:02:02 AM »
He had more that shit for brains.
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« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2005, 07:02:55 PM »
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He had more that shit for brains.


Seems like you two have something in common.
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« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2005, 10:24:28 AM »
Ok, i have true and amazing \'crap\' story too ;

i was walking down the shopping streets, alot of ppl shopping and there was also police patrol on horses.

Ok, so that meant there were some heaps of horse shit on the pavement.

Now, I saw this particular tall guy walking from the opposite direction and he walked straight towards the pile of crap.

I thought ; omg, watch out dude !
But ! As he walked by the pile he quickly grabbed a hand full of the horse crap ! :eek:  Seriously. He walked on and then he stuffed the crap in the backpocket of his jeans !.

I couldn\'t believe what i just saw. I guess he had a fetish for it or sumthin\' :p
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« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2005, 10:40:11 AM »
I like feces.
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« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2005, 01:47:53 PM »
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I like feces.


What kind is your favorite?
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« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2005, 03:11:39 PM »
indian type....  i like chilli.
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« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2005, 05:03:52 PM »
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I like feces.


I think we found the man in your story Knotter.
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