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« on: August 09, 2005, 08:49:42 AM »
Dear Tech Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble.

However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other, they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0.

While Wife1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse 2003. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run.

Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0 s memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later, when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-Mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge.

These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every sixth week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Porsche911 or MercedesEstate hard drive, it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called Mother in Law, which can t be turned off.

Recently I ve been tempted to install Mistress 2004, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2004, it tends to delete all of Money before uninstalling itself.

Please advise ASAP Technical Support urgently required.
 









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« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2005, 09:39:33 AM »
Haven\'t seen it.  This is why I don\'t have a gf, that and because I\'m extremely ugly.

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« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2005, 09:53:24 AM »
I have a girlfriend and its alright. But I ahven\'t seen that before either. Its pretty funny.

THX, you aren\'t ugly. Sammy thinks your cute.
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« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2005, 11:09:43 AM »
and thats is honestly all that matters


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« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2005, 03:04:12 PM »
Quote
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Haven\'t seen it.  This is why I don\'t have a gf, that and because I\'m extremely ugly.



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« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2005, 04:56:29 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2005, 05:30:34 PM »
Can someone translate some of this Aussie felgercarb into english?

"TurboStrop and Whinge" ?
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« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2005, 05:59:31 PM »
eh, it\'s not a australian joke knob.



and now can u not know what whinge means?
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« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2005, 07:43:31 PM »
I don\'t know what whinge means?
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« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2005, 07:53:58 PM »
Turns out it IS aussie, dipshit.

http://www.randomhouse.com/wotd/index.pperl?date=19970909

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« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2005, 09:13:28 PM »
it\'s BRITISH DUMBASS!!!!


and the joke as i said isn\'t australian.. It\'s a brit joke.



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