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Offline GmanJoe

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Man made hurricans, a la James Bond and Superman 3.
« on: September 21, 2005, 07:06:54 AM »
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http://www.usatoday.com/weather/climate/2005-09-20-wacky-weatherman_x.htm

Cold-war device used to cause Katrina?
IDAHO FALLS, Idaho (AP) — An Idaho weatherman says Japan\'s Yakuza mafia used a Russian-made electromagnetic generator to cause Hurricane Katrina in a bid to avenge itself for the Hiroshima atom bomb attack — and that this technology will soon be wielded again to hit another U.S. city.
Meteorologist Scott Stevens, a nine-year veteran of KPVI-TV in Pocatello, said he was struggling to forecast weather patterns starting in 1998 when he discovered the theory on the Internet. It\'s now detailed on Stevens\' website, http://www.weatherwars.info, the Idaho Falls Post Register reported.

Stevens, who is among several people to offer alternative and generally discounted theories for the storm that flooded New Orleans, says a little-known oversight in physical laws makes it possible to create and control storms — especially if you\'re armed with the Cold War-era weapon said to have been made by the Russians in 1976. Stevens became convinced of the existence of the Russian device when he observed an unusual Montana cold front in 2004.

"I just got sick to my stomach because these clouds were unnatural and that meant they had (the machine) on all the time," Stevens said. "I was left trying to forecast the intent of some organization rather than the weather of this planet."

Stevens said oddities in Hurricane Katrina storm patterns underpin his theory.

And, according to his website, so does the fact that Katrina and Ivan — the name given to a destructive hurricane that hit Florida in September 2004 — both sound Russian.

Scientists discount Stevens\' claims as ludicrous and say they run contrary to the second law of thermodynamics, that energy can be neither created nor destroyed.

"I have been doing hurricane research for the better part of 20 years now, and there was nothing unusual to me about any of the satellite imagery of Katrina," said Rob Young, a hurricane expert at Western Carolina University in Cullowhee, N.C. "It\'s laughable to think it could have been manmade."

Stevens\' bosses at KPVI-TV say their employee can think and say what he wants — as long as he keeps the station out of the debate and acknowledges that his views are his own opinion. Bill Fouch, KPVI\'s general manager, compared Stevens\' musings to political or religious beliefs that journalists suppress on the job.

"He doesn\'t talk about it on his weathercast," Fouch said. "He\'s very knowledgeable about weather, and he\'s very popular."
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« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2005, 07:44:36 AM »
fucking retarded. Any machine like that would have to be fucking enormous.
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« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2005, 08:43:30 AM »
...and we would\'ve had one, also.
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« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2005, 08:51:55 AM »
Indians did this shit like 200 years ago with their rain dance. As mm would say "You found out about this only NOW?"
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« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2005, 09:15:40 AM »
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...and we would\'ve had one, also.


I have one.

And it\'s chrome.

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« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2005, 09:56:28 AM »
I heard Geore Bush was out in the Atlantic making circles in his Yacht to form Katrina and planned to destroy New Orleans all along.

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« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2005, 12:39:36 PM »
I heard Star Jones was wallowing in Lake Ponchitrain (sp?) and there was no hurricane.
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« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2005, 12:55:20 PM »
i smell bs

and lawl at thx
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« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2005, 04:58:04 PM »
Sadly these are the kind of kooks that teach in Universities.

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« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2005, 04:04:57 AM »
One word:

Tar.

Two words:
Evil Superman.

Be afraid, be very afraid.

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« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2005, 04:07:42 AM »
superman has nothing everyone knows his weakness :(
Who is this anamoly we call Jumpman? How is he able to do what he does and still survive after years of torment? It seems he feeds on the hate, growing with an intense passion to put unassuming members in their place.

 

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