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Offline videoholic

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« on: December 26, 2005, 03:17:04 PM »
http://cgi.ebay.com/UNWANTED-UNOPENED-CHRISTMAS-GIFT-100-to-Charity_W0QQitemZ5649598341QQcategoryZ88433QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Chick is auctioning off a gift given to her by someone she didn\'t want a gift from.  Funny stuff.
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« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2005, 05:42:09 PM »
Hmm, odd eBay bids arent funny any more.

Especially when its obvious they are trying to be \'odd\'. F\'n Minnesotans.
« Last Edit: December 26, 2005, 05:47:14 PM by (e) »
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« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2005, 02:07:50 PM »
thats about the gayest thing i\'ve ever seen

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« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2005, 02:35:19 PM »
hmmm, judging from the description:


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We don\'t know what is inside the package, but it does not rattle so we do not think it is a box of sweets. Also it is very light in weight just about 200grams. Size is 6.5"  x 3.75" x 3.5"


could be a fart in a tupperware box for all we know. Some pillock has bid £138 for it. Imagine if it was a box with fuck all in it, I know I\'d be pissed if I\'d thrown 138 quid away for it.

I recall not more than 2 weeks ago on watchdog, they reported that ebay was rife with scammers, even more so coming up to the festive period.

They were going on about people buying stuff at car boot sales dirt cheap, then auctioning them on ebay for next to nothing, all the time getting positive feedback. This would go on for a few months until they had a perfect selling reputation, all the usual "oh he was very polite, the thing arrived on time", "we were in constant contact via email until it arrived" etc etc.

Then, when it appeared that the whole ebay community adored them and couldn\'t worship the sun shining out of his arse enough, they would go and auction something like a car, or a home entertainment system for a supposedly ridiculously low price.

Some inbred tosspiece would see it and think to themselves that they should bid for that, it seems like a real bargain.

Cash would exchange hands, then that would be the last anyone would ever hear from them, nothing to show but some village idiot with an empty bank account.
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« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2005, 05:24:22 PM »
I think its a scam. It could just be a dvd or a pack of paper or just a box.
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« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2005, 09:33:31 PM »
i\'ll show you an unwanted christmas gift
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« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2005, 09:42:29 PM »
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i\'ll show you an unwanted christmas gift


Your penis?
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« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2005, 09:45:10 PM »
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Your penis?


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« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2006, 02:06:42 PM »
I can see it being unwrapped to reveal the word "Tampax".

 

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