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Offline Paul2

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Joke time
« on: May 13, 2006, 12:07:10 PM »
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   Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful
    doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after
    having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give
    their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.
   
    The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."
   
    The second said, "I had a hundred thousand  dollar theater built in
    the house.  
   
    The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."
   
    The fourth said, "You know how Mamma loved reading the Bible and
    you know she can\'t read anymore because she can\'t see very well. I met
    this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire
    Bible.  It took twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to
    contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth
    it.  Mamma just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will
    recite it."
   
    The other brothers were impressed.
   
    After the holidays Mom sent out her Thank You notes. She wrote:
    "Milton, the house you built is so huge I live in only one room,
    but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."

    Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries
    delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good.
    Thanks."
   
    Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound, it
    could hold 50 people but all of my friends are dead, I\'ve lost my hearing
    and I\'m nearly blind. I\'ll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just
    the same."
   
   
    Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to
    give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you."
   
    Luv Ya, Mama

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« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2006, 01:07:44 PM »
Such a Paul joke ;)

\"i thought america alreay had been in the usa??? i know it was in australia and stuff.\"
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« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2006, 01:31:09 PM »
Paul McCartney & Heather Mills are going through a bad spell in their marriage, he\'s worried she\'ll divorce him and take half of his fortune, his lawyer told him he\'s got nothing to worry about.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
She doesn\'t have a leg to stand on.
 
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