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Author Topic: Pa Pow Pow! Who would win in a fight? Jack Bauer or Jason Bourne?  (Read 656 times)

Offline Coredweller
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So anyway, Bauer\'s got the torture methods down, using his Microtech Halo and all, but it wouldn\'t even come to that, KnowWhutImSayin?

Bourne would pop that SIG out of his hand, and smack him in the head with it before he could even think about firing.  Then Bourne would stab Bauer in the throat with a worn out bar of soap, and make a noose out of a dish towel and hang him from the ceiling fan.

BTW, The Bourne Ultimatum freaking rocks.  :D
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« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2007, 12:37:18 AM »
good to hear. the first 2 movies were pretty awesome. I might watch the first 2 again, then catch it some time in the theater before its out
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Pa Pow Pow! Who would win in a fight? Jack Bauer or Jason Bourne?
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2007, 02:16:33 AM »
Yeah, it\'s the next movie to watch on my list.

BTW, The Simpsons movie rocked as well. :)
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« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2007, 03:51:59 AM »
Great movie. If you don\'t like it, it\'s coz you\'re a mambie pambie.
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Pa Pow Pow! Who would win in a fight? Jack Bauer or Jason Bourne?
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2007, 07:30:22 AM »
Highlight to view spoilers:

It was very clever how they linked the 3rd movie to the 2nd movie.  Everything that happens in the first 2/3 of Ultimatum actually happened before the final scene in Supremacy.

It\'s too bad David Strathairn\'s character (Noah Vosen) only gets indicted.  He should have been thrown off a building or capped by an assassin like Conklin in the first film.

I also liked the framing shots for the whole series.  Bourne started the first film floating in the Mediterranean, and he ends this film floating in the water off Manhattan.
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« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2007, 07:03:40 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2007, 07:25:01 AM »
i\'m gonna have to back track and check out the 1st two joints....i heard that they were pretty good, i just never gotten around to seein\' them...
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