Did anyone see any episodes of the amazing ABC midseason comedy "The Knights of Prosperity" before it was cancelled? There was a great episode where Rockefeller Butts (in his cover job as the body guard "Reginald Van Hoogstratten") is assigned to protect Dustin Diamond. Diamond plays a fictional version of himself as a self centered standup comedy genius, who wants to be known for something besides "Saved by the Bell."
It was awesome. After a long diatribe on the rules for dealing with the great Dustin Diamond, he says to Van Hoogstratten "Call me Screech."