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Offline GmanJoe

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Australia\'s deadly Brown Snake bites pink penis.
« on: June 12, 2008, 09:19:52 AM »
BoHard? Was this you?

http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/29/man-bit-on-penis-by-deadly-snake-survives/

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If you\'re looking for a news item that could make just about any grown man wince, consider this tale:

A tourist in Australia was stopped for a toilet break at the side of the road when a highly venomous brown snake slithered between his legs and went for the family jewels -- biting the end of his penis.

The man had a scratch on the end of his manhood and was left vomiting as the snake quickly scurried off. Paramedics were called on the scene, and wrapped the wound in plastic in case the poison had gotten under his skin. Luckily, the man seems to have gotten off easy.

"It certainly had a swipe at him," an ambulance spokesman said. "But it didn\'t envenomate him. ... I think he was a bit shocked and embarrassed."

Think that sounds painful? These terrible tattoos are painful and permanent.
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« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2008, 10:15:10 AM »
No sucking jokes...
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Offline GmanJoe

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« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2008, 10:17:30 AM »
I bet the man said "I felt a prick."

And I bet the snake said "I bit a prick. But his penis got in the way."
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« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2008, 09:39:34 PM »
He had thick skin, hehehe.
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« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2008, 10:26:00 PM »
Damn Racer, why do you only post when a penis is involved? :D
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« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2008, 07:21:47 AM »
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Damn Racer, why do you only post when a penis is involved? :D


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#RaCeR#:
i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.
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« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2008, 07:23:45 AM »
He has the penis envy? :laughing:
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« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2008, 12:45:26 PM »
It happens. Especially after you wrestle naked in a shower.
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« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2008, 01:51:36 PM »
Ugh. This other forum I visit a few days ago had to deal with some dude trolling. New member, 1 post kind of deal. His thread title was "I need help" and when you clicked it you got a wonderful picture of an erect penis with around 20 needles poking through it, not just through the skin but alll the way through the shaft.

You could tell the picture wasn\'t body piercing or some kind of sado masochistic sex thing because there was a syringe jammed through the uretha and coming through the other side as well as  a lot of blood. It was definatley someone high on something serious and engaging in self mutliation.

Of course I was going to make a new thread here to show you guys the pic but alas I felt two penis tragedy threads would be too much.
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