Dear Black Person:
I\'m having trouble with my marriage. You see, "Liz" spends an awful lot of time away from the home, including frequent "late nights" after work. There are times when she does not arrive until nearly midnight. Her explanations are always vague and evasive, and she gets angry and defensive when I press the issue. I have no proof that she is being unfaithful, but she is acting so suspiciously that I\'m almost forced to assume that there may be another man in her life. Black Person, we have two children and if there really is something rotten going on, they stand to lose the most, because I cannot stay with a wife who breaks her holy vows to me. What should I do?
"Rod" in Seattle
Yo Rod,
First of all you need to stop actin\' so god damn white. All you gots to do is read yo ass some statisticals. See, bein\' a person of color I done had myself like thirteen fuckin\' kids but I be smart so ain\'t no court done prove no whaddaya call, paternity, know what i\'m sayin? second, yo bitch sure as shit be all fuckin some other dude, all them white bitches get frusterated with they husbands and go fuck the mexican poolboy or some shit, so my advice to you is fire any mexicans you got on yo payroll, then take a blackjack to the bitch\'s jaw once or twice. Then fuck her sister a few times if she hot, you know, because you know yo ass want to.
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