Grand Theft Auto V

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[size=+1]Rumor : Grand Theft Auto V details and cast leaked[/size]

More Grand Theft Auto V rumors have surfaced, this afternoon. Once again, they come from renowned internet snoop, Superannuation (or supererogatory, as some know him).

Telsey & Company, Rockstar’s go-to company for casting calls, lists a “interactive project” codenamed “Rush”, whose character cast sounds like it would match that of a new Grand Theft Auto. Superannuation didn’t link to the casting page (neither will we), but a NeoGAF member’s dug up the roles.

Mitch Hayes – 38 yrs old – Annoying, wise cracking, highly successful FBI agent. In great shape. Does triathlons, drinks low cal beer, but still has a sense of humor.

Miguel Gonzalez – 25 yrs old – Young Mexican American FBI agent, caught between a few mob bosses. Very clean cut

Clyde – 23 yrs old – Moronic, almost inbred and creepy white trash hillbilly. Very naïve but in a creepy ‘it’s only incest sort of way’

Brother Adam – 50 yrs old – Welsh monk, cult leader, yoga teacher, very lithe, very into exploring your personal tension through gripping massage. Needs Welsh accent.

Mrs Avery – 48 yrs old – Neurotic soccer mom, home maker, anxious and addled on pain killers. Very angry at neighbor MRS Bell.

Mrs Bell – 45 yrs old – Swinger, and mellow Californian divorcee. Ugly but comfortable with self.

Eddie – 47 yrs old – Weed evangelist, guy who started smoking at 30, and is now a leading proponent of marijuana’s fantastic properties. White, awkward.

Ira Bernstein – 56 yrs old – publicist for an actress known as America’s newest sweetheart who just so happens to love animals, orphans, drugs and sex. He’s always trying to hide her latest indiscretion.

Kevin De Silva – 18 yrs old – Albert’s fat, FPS playing gamer son. Smokes a lot of weed, has anxiety issues and a card for a bad back, very soft, very opinionated. Into making racist comments while playing online.

Harut Vartanyan – 42-52 yrs old – Armenian car dealer, moneylender, would be Fagin and would be bully. Heavily connected to the underworld, but irritates people so much no one likes him.

Nervous Jerry – 48 yrs old – paranoiac living in the sticks, near Simon, completely paranoid, and terrified of Simon.

Calvin North – 55 yrs old – clapped out FBI agent who now mostly works offering advice on TV shows – whose only claim to fame turns out to be entirely false – but a decent guy in other ways. Badly dressed. Divorced. Putting on weight.

Jerry Cole – 53 yrs old – disabled IT expert and criminal information vendor.

Rich Roberts – 35 yrs old – English hardman actor, who acts tough but who wants to do serious work – the only problem is he can’t quite read the words.

Alex – 52 yrs old – white, loosie goosie hippy rich guy who has lost his money and is getting desperate but trying not to.

Scarlet – 45-52 yrs old – unshaven female spiritualist and hippy with a love of exploring the wilderness. Very into journeys.

Chad – 29 yrs old – pretty boy misogynist Beverly Hills party boy. Made money, but not as cool as he thinks he is.

Tae Wong – 39 yrs old – somewhat incompetent Chinese mobster, loves doing ecstasy, going to raves.

Taes Translator – 45 yrs old – VERY STRAIGHT LACED Chinese translator, terrified of his boss’s dad. Male, awkward. Needs to speak Chinese.

Superannuation’s take on character profiles? He wrote on Twitter: “Among the projects listed in the casting call was an “interactive project” called “Rush,” which featured characters that fit with the few details I heard about GTA5; outlandish characters, weed, gangsters, & celebrities fit the profile for a contemporary LA-set GTA game.”

Last week, the snoop dug up new domain registrations from Take-Two that go hand-in-hand with Grand Theft Auto‘s usual parodies. At GDC four days ago, an IGN editor apparently overheard talk on Grand Theft Auto V.

http://scrawlfx.com/2011/03/rumor-grand-theft-auto-v-details-and-cast-leaked



I\'ll stay tuned.

[Cerberus]

if GTA5 is ever going to happen, I would have expected more info than this by now. GTA4 was released nearly 3 years ago now. can\'t believe this is all there is to GTA5 after all this time. if they ever do get round to #5, I hope it is a big step forward from #4. the last instalment while a good crack to play, just failed compared to past GTA games.

[Viper_Fujax]

if GTA5 is ever going to happen, I would have expected more info than this by now. GTA4 was released nearly 3 years ago now. can\'t believe this is all there is to GTA5 after all this time. if they ever do get round to #5, I hope it is a big step forward from #4. the last instalment while a good crack to play, just failed compared to past GTA games.

its not like rockstar has been pulling a team ico/polyphony digital/whoever else takes forever just to release one game. They\'ve had red dead, which was a huge game, and now film noir soon.

supposedly max payne is being made somewhere but who knows

on top of gta5

I agree its about time they announced a gta5, but with the scope that games need to have nowadays Id never expect a newly announced game to be released within 2 years of hearing about it